Union’s Dumbest Minecraft Server

Country, despise, DISAPPOINTING, disgraceful, DUMBEST, Failures, frustrating, hate, ignorant, incompetent, inept, infuriating, loathe, midwits, Minecraft, MOTHERFUCKERS, Region, Server, State, union, Unions, worst drivers, worst people

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2425
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	4440
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve gathered the dumbest motherfuckers in the Union all in one place for your entertainment. These players are so bad, they make creepers look like geniuses.

Join us if you’re tired of dealing with the worst drivers, worst people, and proud of absolutely nothing in your state. Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to escape the mediocrity of everyday life and embrace the madness of our community.

Do you have a region in your country that you just can’t stand? Well, on our server, you can unleash all your frustrations and take it out on virtual blocky buildings instead! So come on, join us and let’s create some chaos together. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong enemies along the way.

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1918
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8639	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Endless Night Skies:	2	Emeralds Found:	3254
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Votes:	5490
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Zombie Dances:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	729
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	452	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2896
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5626	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4541
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5428
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9512
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8605
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1967
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Farms Harvested:	715
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8827	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	180
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Falling into the Void:	3
Potions Brewed:	99	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8057
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	17
Secret Passages Found:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Runes Activated:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	212
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magic Items Found:	3090
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7623
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Void Gems Collected:	26	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3860	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4754
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Animals Bred:	159	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6051
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Falling into the Void:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2601
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5170
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	439	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Crops Grown:	7669

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4930
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Animals Bred:	176	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Potions Brewed:	115	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7728
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Votes:	5659	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!