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ConfessCraft: TMI Edition

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6180
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Magic Items Found:	5687	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where players confess their most messed up secrets while building epic structures and battling mobs! Join us if you want to hear wild stories like someone admitting they once tried to ride a llama off a cliff thinking it would fly, or another player confessing they accidentally turned their house into a giant cake and had to eat their way out. Trust us, you won’t be bored on this server!

Elon’s Propaganda Minecraft Server

billionaire, controversy, current events, Disinformation, elon musk, Elons, fake news, influencer, internet, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, News, Politics, Propaganda, Russian media, Server, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla, trending, viral

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8955
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Crops Grown:	4572	Potions Brewed:	43

so u wanna join dis minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is da bomb diggity yo. we got Elon Musk postin Russian media propaganda on da reg. like, can u even believe it? it’s like a wild ride of conspiracy theories and blocky adventures. u ain’t gonna find a server like dis anywhere else, i promise u dat. plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest items and treasures. u gotta join dis server if u wanna be part of da coolest crew in da blocky world. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for dem creepers, dey be sneakin up on u when u least expect it. but hey, dat just adds to da excitement, amirite? so come on, join us on dis crazy journey through da land of Minecraft. u won’t find a server like dis anywhere else, dat’s for sure.

Firstborns’ Mental Health Boost

#1, 000 days, adverse childhood experiences, Adversity, age, Boost, children, correlation, Development, early years, family, firstborn, firstborns, health, Impact, Life, likelihood, linked, Mental, mental health, Poor, Problems, research, Siblings, study

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1294
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Love Letters Sent:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

yo, dis server be like a rollercoaster ride of craziness, just like how dem firstborns be messin’ up their siblings mental health! join us and experience the wild ride of minecraft like never before!

we got so much chaos and madness goin’ on, it’s like a party in a tornado! you’ll be laughin’ so hard, you’ll forget all about dem real life problems. come on in and let loose with us!

we got challenges that’ll make you question your sanity, builds that’ll blow your mind, and a community that’s as wacky as a clown on stilts. ain’t no dull moments here, just pure unadulterated fun!

so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll have you crackin’ up for days. who needs therapy when you got this server to lift your spirits and make you forget all about dem pesky real life issues. let’s get crazy together!

What is the IP for Asmongold Clips Minecraft Server?

asmongold, asmongold clips, Clips, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1817
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Votes:	1166	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Asmongold Clips is a popular Twitch streamer and content creator known for his entertaining and humorous clips from his gaming streams. With a dedicated fan base, Asmongold Clips has gained popularity for his unique personality and witty commentary on a variety of games. He has garnered a strong following on social media platforms, showcasing his highlights and funny moments from his streams.

BoopCraft SMP

Adult, artists, Backpacks, Builders, building, Claims, Community, Competitions, Cross-Play, Economy, Events, Friendly, Grief Prevention, guis, MCMMO, mini blocks, Mob Heads, Npcs, Set homes, smp, Stream, Streamers, Survival, Tweaks, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1628
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Villages Defended:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

BoopCraft is focused on Building Community via a Fun and Friendly Mostly Vanilla and Primarily Adult SMP geared towards streamers, builders, and MC Artists who want to create a thriving and positive community!

play.boopcraftsmp.com

Countries on the real map of the world server minecraft

Adventure, banner, Community, Countries, countries on the real map, Exploration, Gaming, geography, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nations, ONLINE, personal account, real map, Server, server description, world

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5298
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Animals Bred:	58
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

The description of the server server “Countries on the real map of the world” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Survival3444.aternos.me

SuperFunTime

captainsparklez, Casual Player Base., Christmas Event, Cultist Mages, Dungeons, Events, forum, Hangout, Minecraft, Modded minecraft, Network, Owners, Player class, Special Surprises, SuperFunTime, survival server, Vanilla RPG, Video, Website

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	863
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Minecraft Server Overview:

Minecraft IP	play.superfuntime.org
Discord Server	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How long has SuperFunTime been around?

Founded in 2010, SuperFunTime is one of the oldest and longest-serving Minecraft and gaming communities.

2. What features does the Survival server offer?

The Survival server includes an economy, prestige MCMMO, Quests and Cluescrolls, Slimefun 4+, Realistic Seasons, PyroTempus’ PyroFishing, PyroFarming, PyroMining, and player events hosted by staff.

3. What can players do on the Creative server?

The Creative server features automatic plots and WorldEdit for players to unleash their creativity.

4. What is the upcoming Odyssey RPG server?

Odyssey RPG is a new plugin-powered vanilla RPG server where players embark on an adventure to a faraway planet, facing challenges and unlocking new skills.

5. What does the Modded server offer?

The Modded server allows players to dive into the world of modded Minecraft with various mods and experiences.

6. Are there any special events for Christmas?

Yes, players can join the special Christmas event with surprises and events throughout December.

7. Who are the owners of SuperFunTime?

The owners are TowelieDOH, Saywhat2365, Buildercreep, and Autpek.

Hubs-N-Bills Minecraft Server

family dynamics, financial boundaries, financial contributions, financial independence, gift giving, household expenses, HubsNBills, husband covering bills, in-laws, joint expenses, marital finances, Minecraft, mortgage-free, nursing income, passive income, property taxes, rental properties, Server, snide comments, spousal support, student loans, working part-time

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6648
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	196	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as generous as my husband covering all the bills? Look no further! Join our server where we cover all the virtual expenses for you! Need diamonds? We got you covered. Want a fancy enchanted sword? We’ll hook you up. Our server is like having a sugar daddy, but in Minecraft form.

Just like how my husband adopted my daughter, our server will adopt you into its virtual family and shower you with gifts and goodies. And just like how my passive income covers all my personal expenses, our server will cover all your virtual needs.

So come join us and let us spoil you rotten, just like my in-laws think my husband spoils me. Trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

CraftyCoupleGifts

5 years old, aita, alone, calling out, CraftyCoupleGifts, dinner time, EXCITEMENT, Experience, hurt, joint birthday present, joy, Party, PRESENT, Ridiculous, saturday, selfish, sharing, Son, Wife, work

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6985
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magic Items Found:	7796

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of sharing joy? Look no further than our server! We believe in waiting to open presents together, unlike some selfish parents out there. Join us for a birthday celebration like no other, where we wait until the whole family is present to open gifts. Who knows, maybe we’ll even have a virtual cake to share! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience the true meaning of family togetherness.

BrainFlicker Minecraft SMP

arousal, awkward, Brain, BrainFlicker, desire, EMBARRASSING, funny, impulse, inappropriate, lustful, Minecraft, Random, sexual, Situation, smp, strange, Thoughts, Timing, Turned On, uncontrollable, unexpected, weird

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9871
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

LMAO, okay so like picture this: You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly your brain is like “Hey buddy, you know what would be a great idea right now? Getting turned on!” Like, what the actual heck brain, we’re in the middle of a creeper attack and you wanna think about that? 😂 But hey, if you wanna experience more random brain farts like that, then you gotta join our Minecraft SMP! We have the most chaotic and hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop. Plus, our server events are so wild, you’ll never know what’s gonna happen next. So come join us and let your brain do some questionable things at the most inappropriate times! 🤪🤣🤣🤣 #MinecraftSMP #CreeperTurnOn

Dad’s Wisdom: Creeper-Free Zone

advice, cherished, Childhood, CreeperFree, Dads, family, Father, father figure, father-daughter bond, fatherly advice, guidance, Impactful, lasting impression, lessons, life lessons, love, memorable, paternal, Role Model, unforgettable, wisdom, words of wisdom, Zone

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7498
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your dad proud? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even your dad will be begging to join in on the fun. Picture this: you and your dad teaming up to battle hordes of creepers, building the most epic castle together, and bonding over your shared love for mining diamonds. Trust us, this server will bring you and your dad closer than ever before. Join now and create memories that will last a lifetime!

CanalCraft Minecraft Server

Agreement, canal, CanalCraft, Claim, controversy, denial, Diplomatic, Dispute, free, international relations, Maritime, Minecraft, Négotiation, panama, panama canal, policy, Server, shipping, State Department, Toll, Transit, US government, Vessels

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7207
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the Panama Canal but in Minecraft!! U can sail ur boat for free and the State Department is all like “whaaaat??” They can’t believe it, but we don’t care cuz we’re too busy building epic ships and cruising through the canal like bosses. Join us and be part of the craziest waterway adventure in Minecraft history! Let’s show the world that we don’t need no government to tell us how to sail our boats! YOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GazaCraft: No Trump Soldiers

Conflict Resolution, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, global politics, international relations, Middle East conflict, military deployment, military intervention, military presence, military strategy, Peacekeeping, security measures, soldiers, trump, Trump administration, united states, us foreign policy, US soldiers, War

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4009
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Void Armor Forged:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where trump has declared that no US soldiers are needed in Gaza because our server is so lit that the US will take over after the war is won by our epic players. we have crazy battles, insane builds, and the best community ever. plus, trump himself will be joining us to build a giant wall around our server to keep out all the haters. so come on, join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

Crafty Nurse Squad

Better nurse staffing, C-sections, Childbirth, Crafty, fewer c-sections, Healthcare, healthcare outcomes, healthcare quality, healthcare research, healthcare staffing, hospital staffing, labor and delivery, maternal health, Maternity care., medical procedures, medical staffing, Nurse, nurse staffing, obstetrics, patient outcomes, squad, Surgical procedures, surgical staff

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1742
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Void Gems Collected:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	38

join our server and never worry about getting a c-section again! our nurse staffing is so on point, you’ll be popping out babies like a conveyor belt! trust us, you won’t find a better place to birth your pixelated offspring. come join the fun and let our nurses take care of you in ways you never thought possible. who knew minecraft could be so life-changing? come see for yourself!

Redefo

Adventure, Creative, Custom Plugins, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8703
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9599	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	30

Welcome to the redesign!

Redemo is the perfect place for you who seek a unique experience in the Minecraft universe! With a friendly community, stable servers and various game modes, we guarantee that your adventure will be unforgettable.

What we offer:

Diversified game modes: From the traditional Survival to custom modalities you will love to explore. Events and Challenges: Participate in weekly events, tournaments and exciting challenges to test your skills. Economics and Commerce: Build your empire, change items and gain riches in our economic system. ATTENTION: Always ready to ensure fun gameplay and without abuse, with quick support for players. Join our community and create amazing memories with your friends on the redemum. Let’s grow together!

Enter now and start your journey!

redemo.ddns.net:2153

Players:	102/800	Votes:	2259
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	New Chunks Explored:	549561
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	9693
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	484
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2