UninstallMePlsMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SnowballCraft: Trudeau’s Reject

annex, Canada, controversy, Diplomacy, disagreement, Dispute, foreign policy, Government, Hell, international relations, North America, Politics, REJECT, rejection, snowball’s chance, SnowballCraft, Statement, threat, trudeau, Trudeaus, trump

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5684
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	5138

so, u wanna join our minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, this server is so lit that even trudeau rejected trump tryna annex canada just to play on it. yea, u heard me right, trudeau was like “nah bro, i gotta build my virtual empire on this server, sorry trump”. and u know what else? the creepers here are so friendly, they give u hugs instead of exploding in ur face. it’s like a freakin disneyland for minecraft players. so come on, join us and experience the madness for urself. plus, we have unlimited diamonds and cake for everyone. ain’t that just the cherry on top?

NoMomentumNoMe

acceleration, Body, Cease, conservation of momentum, ENERGY, Existence, force, inertia, kinetic energy, Mass, momentum, momentum conservation, movement, NoMomentumNoMe, physical science, physics concept, physics principle, PHYSICS., potential energy, STOP, Velocity

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3991
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4940	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Void Gems Collected:	30	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dimension Hops:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND AND MAKE YOU QUESTION REALITY ITSELF? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN STOP ALL MOMENTUM IN YOUR BODY AND WATCH AS YOU CEASE TO EXIST! IT’S A WILD RIDE, LET ME TELL YA!

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! WE ALSO HAVE FLYING PIGS THAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR BUTTS AND UNICORNS THAT GIVE OUT FREE DIAMONDS!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS AND TREASURE? YEAH, THAT’S A THING TOO!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST MIND-BENDING MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! YOU WON’T REGRET IT! (MAYBE)

Autophagy Space Neurons – Protecting Brain Cells

Autophagy, Brain, brain cells, cell health, cells, Damage, discovery, Medical research, Molecular biology, Molecule, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, neurons, neuroprotection, new, OSP-1, Oxidative Stress, potential target, Protect, Protecting, Regulate, researchers, Space, treatments

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4445
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3727	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND DISCOVER THE MYSTERIOUS MOLECULE OSP-1! IT WILL MAKE YOUR BRAIN CELLS DO THE MACARENA AND PROTECT THEM FROM OXIDATIVE STRESS LIKE A SUPERHERO!

IMAGINE YOUR NEURONS DANCING AND PARTYING ALL NIGHT LONG, THANKS TO OSP-1! YOU’LL BE THE COOLEST KID ON THE BLOCK WITH YOUR SUPER PROTECTED BRAIN CELLS!

SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST ADVENTURES IN MINECRAFT, ALL THANKS TO THE MAGICAL OSP-1! WHO NEEDS REDSTONE WHEN YOU HAVE AUTOPHAGY REGULATION, RIGHT? LET’S GET LIT AND SAVE THOSE BRAIN CELLS, Y’ALL!

SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUR YOUTH 20+ Minecraft server

20, Minecraft, REMEMBER YOUR YOUTH, Server, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7010
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Villages Defended:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUTH 20” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

2m.vanilla-box.ru

Lacerta Survival

Active, Ambitions, BUILD, Claims, classic-style, Community, Discord, Economy, goals, Lacerta, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, nearby, Plugins, sense of community, Server, smp, Survival, tping, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5458
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9047	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Lacerta Survival Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Plugins	None
Features	No tping, claims, or economy plugins
Community	Encouraged to build relatively nearby
Goal	Build an active community of long-term players

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join the discord and get whitelisted here
Are there any non-vanilla plugins?	No, there are no plugins that alter the vanilla experience
Can I teleport to other players?	No, tping is disabled on the server
Is there an economy system?	No, there are no economy plugins on the server

Anime Herbivore Haven 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anime, Blame, cultural influence, Dilemma, Femininity, Gender Roles, Haven, herbivore, Japanese culture, Masculinity, Media influence, relationships, societal behavior, societal change, societal commentary, societal expectations, societal impact, societal norms, societal pressure, societal trends

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9305
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Yo, bro, forget about all that deep stuff, come join our Minecraft server where we debate whether anime is turning people into herbivores!

Join us for epic battles and build your own anime-inspired world where you can live out your wildest otaku dreams!

We’ve got crazy mods and insane events that will make you question reality and wonder if you’ve stepped into a parallel universe where anime rules all.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if anime really is to blame for the herbivore’s dilemma!

CraftyCrisisServer

adult responsibilities, adulting, CraftyCrisisServer, drug addiction, Dysfunctional family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family Support, financial independence, Financial Stability, housing crisis, independent living, Lawyer, Leaving Home, parental conflict, personal growth, sibling relationships, Therapy, Ultimatum

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8946
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and ready to start your own adventure? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual family without all the real-life chaos!

Imagine a world where you can kick your brother out of the house without any consequences, where your mom won’t nag you about leaving the nest, and where your dad can start his own solo survival journey.

On our server, you can create your own rules and live your best blocky life. No ultimatums, no drama, just pure Minecraft fun. Plus, if you ever need legal advice, we have a lawyer player ready to assist you (in-game, of course).

So come join us and escape the dysfunctional family dynamics for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. It’s time to leave the real world behind and start fresh in our virtual paradise!

BlockPartyAfter5

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4790
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Are you tired of coming home from work at 5 and just sitting on the couch like a potato? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner creativity and build a potato kingdom like never before. Who needs Netflix when you can be the king of spuds in our virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a clucking good time.

So why waste your evenings on boring TV shows when you can embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyIndoFeasts

83 million people, aid program, community support, CraftyIndoFeasts, DISHES, food assistance, food security, free meals, government initiative, hunger relief, Indonesia, Indonesian cuisine, meal distribution, meal program, pandemic response, poverty alleviation, Program, public service, social program, social welfare, Targeting

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2227
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15

join dis server if u want to be part of a wacky adventure like no other! we got so much free food u gonna think ur in indonesia gettin free meals for days! we targetin 83 million people cuz we got that much food to give away! come join us and stuff ur virtual face with all the virtual nasi goreng u can handle! it’s gonna be a feast like u never seen before, so come hungry and leave happy!

Starry Eyeball Toucher

Astronomy, awe-inspiring, beauty, celestial bodies, constellations, Cosmic, Exploration, Eyeball, Eyeballs, galaxies, Infinite, night sky, Observation, perspective, Science, Space, Stargazing, Starry, Stars, toucher, Universe, vastness, Wonder

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1053
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Towns Built:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

hey u, yea u! do u wanna touch billions of stars with ur eyeballs? well then u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server! we got unicorns flying around and rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of ur wrist. u will become the ultimate minecraft master, feared and respected by all.

but wait, there’s more! if u join now, u will also get a pet dragon that will breathe fire on ur enemies and protect u from any danger. u will be invincible, unstoppable, a true minecraft legend.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and embark on the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. touch those stars with ur eyeballs and become the ultimate minecraft warrior!

Morning Java Jive Server

java, Jive, morning, Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2652
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT BE LIKE DRINKING COFFEE IN DA MORNIN, BUT BETTER! U WONT DIE AS MUCH, ESPECIALLY FROM HEART DISEASE! MORNING COFFEE DRINKERS BE 16% LESS LIKELY TO DIE OF ANY CAUSE AND 31% LESS LIKELY TO DIE OF HEART DISEASE! BUT IF U DRINK COFFEE ALL DAY, DEN U AINT GETTIN NO RISK REDUCTION, SO JOIN DIS SERVER INSTEAD! WE GOT COFFEE AND CRAZY ADVENTURES WAITIN FOR U! WOOHOO!

CheesyCraft Redux

assets, bloat, CheesyCraft, commands, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Custom Features, Development, Players, Plugins, programming, Project, PvE, quality of life, Quality over quantity, redux, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Texture, upcoming server, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7367
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Towns Built:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44
Votes:	6391	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

CheesyCraft Server Overview

Server Location	United States East Coast
Server Address	cheesycraft.mcserv.co
Server Discord	Discord
Version	1.21.4
Game Play Type/s	[Survival] [PvE]
Additional Worlds	Archived Worlds, Resource Worlds
Description	CheesyCraft Redux is an upcoming server project of mine that is in development. We are looking for players who enjoy playing Survival and would be willing to play with the custom features. Our content is programmed and textured by myself & community members and tailored to fit the Minecraft setting. The server has a variety of quality-of-life commands/plugins. We try to avoid throwing unnecessary bloat in your face like crates, resold assets/cosmetics, etc. *Quality over quantity.* We hope to see you soon, cheers!
Plugins	[CMI] [GriefPrevention] [CoreProtect] [dynmap]
Owner/Advisors/Builders	GentlemanCheesy, Mankdk, SilvaBirb
Pictures	Image Gallery

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server without a Discord account?

A: Yes, you can join the server without a Discord account. However, having a Discord account will allow you to stay updated on server news and community events.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines on the server?

A: Yes, the server has rules that promote a positive and respectful community. These rules are enforced to ensure a fun and fair gameplay experience for all players.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on the server with me?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server and play together. Just make sure they follow the server rules and guidelines.

Pixel Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, adult content, adult entertainment, big hairy guys, explicit content, fetish, foot fetish, forbidden fantasies, guilty pleasures, hairy men, kinky pleasures, lustful cravings, oral sex, PIXEL, porn addiction, Quest, Realm, secret indulgences, sexual preferences, sloppy blowjobs, taboo desires, women’s feet, x-rated material

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8004
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	633356
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Towns Built:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	164

Yo bro, forget about all that weird stuff and come join our Minecraft server! We got blocks for days and creepers that’ll blow your mind (literally)! Plus, our community is filled with crazy players who will make you question reality more than a sloppy blowjob from a hairy guy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get crafting!

CraftyBitchMIL-Griefer

anger management, boundaries crossed, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, CraftyBitchMILGriefer, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, emotional outbursts., emotional reactions, family drama, family dynamics, friendship, hospital stress, Inappropriate Behavior, MIL relationships, parenting challenges, self-employment, Stress Management, van insurance, work conflicts, work dynamics

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	413
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Crops Grown:	7243
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between Joe, Mary, and their MIL. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much tension?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for passive-aggressive messages, van insurance drama, and a whole lot of name-calling. It’s like reality TV, but in Minecraft form!

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness such outrageous family drama while building your dream world? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

SportyCraft SMP – FavAthlete

athlete, Dedication, determination, FavAthlete, favourite player, favourite sportsperson, hard work, inspiration, motivation, Passion, Role Model, smp, sports, sports enthusiast, sports fan, sports hero, sports idol, sports star, Sportsmanship, SportyCraft, success, team player

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3279
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	175
Ores Mined:	3428	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

OMG GUYS, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic sportsperson ever on our server! He’s like the Michael Jordan of Minecraft, always scoring goals and hitting home runs with his diamond sword. You won’t believe the crazy tournaments we have, like PvP soccer and creeper dodgeball. Plus, our sportsperson is so famous, he once rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies and won! So come join us and be part of the most athletic Minecraft community ever!

Players:	93/200	Votes:	2296
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2