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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Treasure Maps Found: 3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
Epic Battles Fought: 13 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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