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Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a llama farm? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your wacky adventures!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be laughing your blocky butt off with us? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Crops Grown:	6885
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	339
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	7116	Dragons Tamed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Buildings Constructed:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mines Excavated:	2451
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Void Gems Collected:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Runes Activated:	0
Farms Harvested:	250	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Towns Built:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	177	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Holy Grails Found:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Farms Harvested:	191

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Villages Defended:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Emeralds Found:	1776	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Meteorites Collected:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.