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Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a llama farm? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your wacky adventures!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be laughing your blocky butt off with us? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
New Chunks Explored:	833913	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Void Gems Collected:	11	Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Clovercraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Whitelist

Clovercraft is an 18+ whitelisted community SMP. Join us to explore the SMP world, build together with new friends, and party at our regular monthly Discord events!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Star Shards Collected:	194
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CzechBox

PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you meet exciting battles in the Boxfight minigame! We are home to passionate gamers who love intense indoor battles. Our Boxfight mini-game offers fast and exciting matches where you have to react quickly, move strategically and land accurate punches to win. Join us and prove that you are the best fighter far and wide. But that’s not all, we still have the Survival minigame where you can relax and show everyone how well you can build. So don’t hesitate and join us!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Zero-Bit

Skyblock, Survival Games

We are fresh, we are new, we are friendly & peaceful! Welcome to Zero-Bit! We offer: ► Ranks, Crates, Voting rewards & Vote Party giveaways! ►Survival with plugins high in demand ►Skyblock with many plugins ► Dungeons ► Mini Games (cause why not) … and more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Star Shards Collected:	120	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	25

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

The Cosmos 2

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The Cosmos 2 is a Sci-Fi themed Survival server which offers a unique space-faring Survival experience.FEATURES:• Survival Galaxy • Movecraft • Economy • Towny • TARDIS Plugin • Special weapons (Lightsabers, Blasters, Snipers, and more!) • Unique server-exclusive custom mobs + items • Donator perks (exclusive pets, /hat, /nick, and more!)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Avalon

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone… You can join a town, or create your own town and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Metallic Box

PvP

A super unique Minehut server with so much content, and great at work staff, join for the best server experience you will ever have!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Towns Built:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Mondacraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Mondacraft SurvivalSpeak it! The best server on the Colombian coast is back.We are taking the reins of our community again and we hope to continue growing much more, and also to join the rest of the internet and video game communities.We are a kind and friendly server that enjoys company and playing with friends, all players have access to different commands and kits at the start of the game to achieve different things or facilitate their progress.We are a 24/7 server that improves and optimizes every day, enter now and have fun!Store: https://mondacraft.tebex.io/ Discord: http://discord.mondacraft.com/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	436	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

TavernCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

TavernCraft was first founded by a group of friends who were interested in playing minecraft together in their own private world, where they could customise their own minecraft experience. Overtime, the server was made public to share our work and creation with like-minded players who are looking to join in on the fun. Since then, TavernCraft has gradually grown into a budding community of friendly players who come together to have fun.Today, TavernCraft is a medieval themed server that currently supports the survival and creative gamemode from 1.8 to 1.19.2. The staff team has put in immense effort to setup the server, including features like dungeons, leaderboards and events while ensuring things stay friendly and enjoyable for both new and old players alike! Join our close knit community and begin your adventure with us today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Zombie Dances:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ores Mined:	1269	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Meteorites Collected:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.