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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 6324 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Star Shards Collected: | 283 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Our server is filled with normies who just can’t seem to get their act together. They’re constantly whining about their bad luck, but we’re here to set them straight. With a little bit of hard work and determination, good things will happen to good people. And if that doesn’t work, just blame it on the SSRIs, Xanax, and “weed” they’re all hopped up on!
So join us on our Minecraft server and experience the true meaning of fairness. Who knows, you might just find yourself riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet. It’s a crazy world out there, but we’re here to make it even crazier!