| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 4817 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 34 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 16 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
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| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 3759 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
No more demands for custom playlists or last-minute outfit changes. On our server, you can wear a chicken suit while building a giant castle made entirely of diamond blocks. And if anyone tries to gossip about you, just block them and move on to the next adventure.
So come join us on our server, where the only drama is whether to build a roller coaster or a secret underground base. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, you’re the boss!
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 5518 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 11 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
But the real reason you gotta join this SMP is because we have the best parties, like ever. We’re talking creeper DJs, skeleton bartenders, and zombie dance-offs. It’s lit, fam.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base full of treasure? Yeah, we got one of those too. But shh, it’s a secret.
So come join us, and let’s get this party started! Just watch out for those pesky boners, am I right?
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 6155 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 32 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 72 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 15 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 5124 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3499 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 7341 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 732 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Towns Built: | 7 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 34 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 72 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 8117 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 49 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
We’ve got epic builds that will make your head spin faster than that guy jumping into a boiling well.
Our corn fields are always lush and green, none of that dry, flammable stuff here.
Join us and escape the flames of reality by diving headfirst into a world of blocky adventures and endless fun!
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 1289 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 287 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
Our server is the perfect place to escape from the chaos of real life. No more accusations of cheating, no more spray painting trucks – just good old fashioned block-building fun.
Join us and build your own virtual paradise, where you can leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs a partner when you have a loyal Minecraft dog by your side?
So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama at the door and join our server for a stress-free gaming experience. Plus, we promise there will be no spray painting of any virtual trucks allowed!
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 816 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 6 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Votes: | 7286 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 3329 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 51 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 998239 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 5134 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 18516 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 84 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 2282 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Emeralds Found: | 4731 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 1335 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 4371 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
we are on track for a hospital bed shortage in 2024, so come help us save the day by building more beds and treating all the crazy patients that come through our doors. who needs medical school when you have minecraft, right?
join us now and be a hero in the most chaotic hospital you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 9278 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8375 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 39 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 |
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 8118 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 |
On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about “money’s short” excuses. Want to go on a virtual vacation to LA or New York City? No problem, we’ve got you covered!
Unlike real life, where parents promise vacations but never deliver, on our server, you can travel the world without any disappointments. And the best part? You don’t even have to invite your friends over for a party, because we throw epic parties every day!
So say goodbye to unfulfilled promises and hello to a world where everything you’ve ever wanted is just a Minecraft block away. Join us now and start living your best virtual life!
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 5685 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1675 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 23 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 429330 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
