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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 2874 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 38 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
our server is so lit that even the ender dragon wants to join in on the fun. we have a special potion that turns all the sheep into rainbow-colored unicorns that poop out diamonds.
if you’re tired of boring old minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and lots of underwear-clad mobs. trust us, it’s way cheaper to buy new women’s underwear than it is to resist joining our server.