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| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 1599 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 6727 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Join us for a crazy adventure where anything goes, including but not limited to: – Building giant statues of butt sex and spreading aids – Competing in contests to see who can chop off their balls the fastest – Growing virtual tits as a male and strutting your stuff – Crossdressing and roleplaying as your favorite Minecraft character – Moulding virtual pussy meat into a pixelated penis (ouch!) – Engaging in virtual sex during menstruation (because why not?) – Cleaning buttholes and pussy with your Minecraft tongue while spreading pixelated herpes – Participating in virtual blowjobs and threesomes – Watching and creating virtual Minecraft porn (it’s a thing, trust us) – Drinking virtual female piss for hydration (it’s a delicacy in our world) – Engaging in virtual cuckolding (because why not spice things up?)
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, anything goes in our pixelated paradise!
