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| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 502 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 252 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 38 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join cuz, like, UN chief wrote a letter to Netanyahu saying our server is in danger, like, WHAAAAT?! that’s, like, so cray cray, right? u gotta come save us from the evil clutches of danger and stuff. plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. so, like, come join us and be a hero or something. it’s gonna be lit, fam.
