UncoolMinecraftServer

awkward, clumsy, cringeworthy, dorky, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, geeky, nerdy, Ridiculous, silly, unappealing, Unattractive, uncharismatic, unchic, uncool, UncoolMinecraftServer, unflattering, unglamorous, Unhip, unimpressive, unpopular

Trying to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe! But fear not, on our epic Minecraft server, you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in diamond armor, and build a castle made entirely of TNT (because who needs safety regulations anyway?). So come on over and join the fun – because on our server, even the chickens have attitude!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Pixelated World

Build & Trade, Buy, collaborate, Community, compete, Craft, Currency system, Dynamic economy, economic challenges, Economy, gather resources, Join, Market Fun, Pixelated World, Roleplay, Sell, Survival, Survival Twist, Trade

Welcome to PixelatedWorld!

Survival Twist: Survive, gather resources, and craft with economic challenges.

Market Fun: Buy, sell, and trade with a robust currency system.

Community: Join, compete, and collaborate with others.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	New Chunks Explored:	262204
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Captain Crunch’s Crazy Craft – Sail the Seven Biomes on Version 1.20.4!

1.20.4, Adventure, Biomes, building, captain, Community, Craft, Crafting, crazy, Crunchs, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, gameplay, Minecraft, Minigames, Mining, mobs, Mods, multiplayer, Redstone, Resource Gathering, role playing, sail, Sandbox, Server, smp, Survival, Version

Corsaire Minecraft Server

Server Name	Corsaire
Theme	Golden Age of Piracy
Map	Custom 1:100 Caribbean map

Features

Build real warships: Construct fully functional ships, whether it’s a brigantine, carrack, or an enormous galleon. Ships can move, fire, and sink, allowing you to control the seas!
Wars: Rise to power by creating conflict and declaring war on other nations. Invade with warships, artillery, and your army.
Player-driven economy: Players control the economy. Create your own markets, trade with others, and become an economic powerhouse.

IP: Server is not released yet, join our discord server for more information!

Discord: https://discord.gg/corsaire-1142554818578231306

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I build my own town?	Yes, players can run their own towns and nations on the server.
Can I create my own warships?	Yes, players can build real warships such as brigantines, carracks, and galleons.
How can I become a dominant power on the server?	Players can rise to power by creating conflict, declaring wars on other nations, and forming strong militaries.
Is the economy player-driven?	Yes, players have control over the economy. They can create markets, trade with others, and become economic powerhouses.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mines Excavated:	1295	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

The Blocky Bazaar Minecraft Server

bazaar, Beers, blocky, forgetting, Friends, growth, introspection, Memories, mindfulness, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, past, Piano Covers, Reflection, Reminiscing, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, Server, Store, teens, whisky

🍺 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only currency is whisky and beers! Buy a whisky to show off your sophistication, and grab 4 beers to pretend you have friends (even though they’re just pixels on a screen).

🎹 Join us for some epic piano covers of nostalgic tunes from your teen years, and try to remember what it was like back then when your only worry was which emo song to put on your Myspace profile.

🤪 Forget all your troubles and dive into our virtual world where the only thing that matters is having a good time and building the craziest creations you can imagine. Who needs reality when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? Join us now and let the insanity begin! 🤣🎮🍻

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Farms Harvested:	311	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Sulemt hELL Minecraft SMP

12 inch feet, foot fantasy, foot fetish, foot massage, foot play, foot spa, foot treatment, foot worship, Hell, indulgence, Joimes, long toes, luxury, MASSAGE, Minecraft, pampering, pedicure, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Sulemt, what now

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come chill with us and let your worries melt away as you explore our insane world.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our resident llama, Larry, can breakdance better than most players?

Oh, and did we mention the legendary 12-inch feet massages? Yeah, that’s right. Our VIP players get exclusive access to the most relaxing foot rubs in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

aita, BETRAYAL, Communication, confession, CraftyFamily, DAUGHTER, Dilemma, family, Father, GENIUS, Guilt, Honesty, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, Plan, Promise, relationships, Schoolwork, secret, Server, teenager, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sneaky as a teenage mastermind? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate mind games and deception.

Imagine a world where you can pretend to be a Minecraft noob while secretly being a Minecraft pro, just like this daughter pretending to slack off in school while actually acing her exams.

Betray your friends’ trust, create elaborate schemes, and keep everyone on their toes. Just like this dad who spilled the beans on his daughter’s genius plan, you’ll never know who’s plotting behind your back on our server.

So if you’re ready for some next-level trickery and mind-bending fun, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one…especially your own family members.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

TherapyRantCraft

birthday celebrations, blended family, Decision making, Family Therapy, favorite foods, food allergies, rant, sandwich, SNACKS, step siblings, therapy session, TherapyRantCraft, Traditions

Are you tired of boring family therapy sessions with your dad, his wife, and your stepsiblings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time that will make you forget all about blended family drama!

On our server, you can build sandwiches to your heart’s content without any restrictions. No more food allergies holding you back from enjoying your favorite snacks! Plus, we have a noodle bar where you can feast like a king without worrying about allergies ruining the fun.

Say goodbye to boring birthday celebrations at “acceptable” restaurants and hello to epic parties with your friends on our server. We promise no one will cut you out of photos or force you to celebrate with people you don’t care about.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin! Just make sure to watch out for angry dads and upset stepmoms – they might not be as understanding as we are. 😉 #MinecraftFamilyDrama #SandwichesForDays

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Crops Grown:	4928	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SMP LoveQuest: NoBadTraits

bad traits, Communication Issues, compatibility, controlling behavior, dishonesty, Disrespect, immaturity, Infidelity, Insecurity, lack of ambition, lack of empathy, laziness, long term, LoveQuest, NoBadTraits, partner, red flags, relationship, Selfishness, smp, toxic behavior, trust issues, warning signs

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Do you want to join a wacky and wild community where the only rule is to have fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you’re sick of partners who hoard all the diamonds for themselves or who constantly steal your crops. On our server, we have a strict ban on players who exhibit these “bad” traits. We believe in sharing the wealth and working together to create a thriving virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest love stories you’ll ever hear. From players who met while fighting off hordes of zombies to couples who built entire kingdoms together, you never know what romantic adventures await you on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing more abundant than diamonds is laughter, come join us today! Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in crime (or mining) along the way.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mines Excavated:	4997	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024

2024.., Challenges, climate change, Communication, Corruption, CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024, discrimination, education, environmental degradation, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, innovation, justice system, Political unrest, POVERTY, progress, resilience, societal issues, Technology

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! Join us for the most insane and outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to step foot in our world.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftyGrannies: 100+ and Still Mining!

aging, Aging population, centenarians, CraftyGrannies, demographics, Elderly, elderly women, health, Japan, japanese, life expectancy, Lifestyle, long life, Longevity, Mining, over 100, Population, senior citizens, statistics, supercentenarians, wellness, Women

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL LIVE TO BE 100 LIKE THESE JAPANESE LEGENDS. WE GOT MAGIC MINECRAFT WATER THAT MAKES YOU AGE BACKWARDS. YOU’LL BE BUILDING BLOCKS LIKE A TEENAGER AGAIN. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET JAPANESE TEA PARTY EVERY SUNDAY WHERE YOU CAN CHILL WITH THESE CENTENARIAN QUEENS. COME ON, WHO DOESN’T WANNA BE A MINECRAFT GRANNY WITH MAD BUILDING SKILLS? JOIN NOW AND LIVE FOREVER, BABY!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Ventilator Vibes

air sacs, cells, collapse, Compare, Damage, direct, first time, injurious, injury, lung cells, LUNGS, mechanical ventilation, REOPENING, researchers, scientists, shear stress, shear stress damage, types of injury, Ventilator, ventilator model, ventilator-on-a-chip, VIBES

come join our epic minecraft server where we have scientists comparing different kinds of injury like in a crazy science experiment! we got ventilator-on-a-chip models and researchers finding out that shear stress from collapsing and reopening air sacs is the most injurious type of damage! it’s like a wild science fair but in minecraft! come see the madness and join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand! who knew science could be so lit in minecraft?!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	7728
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1979	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

ArtisNetwork

Survival

Welcome to the ArtisNetwork. This server is made for the people cracked/premium , java/pe to play together and spend a quality time with your friends. This Server Is Made For Survival Server Lovers. Crazy Futures and so all. We hope you will really enjoy !. Join now and become a part of this Comunity.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

macaroni-land

Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Faction, Factions, Frog, great day, large biomes, Mini Games, Player-owned, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Rtp, rules, Shop, Spawn, Structures, Survival, thank you, TOWN, Tpa, Warp, Waystones, world gen

greetings and welcome to our server page, macaroni-land is survival-factionsque server we’re not sure what to call it but HEY here we are, now we got fairly simple stuff like large biomes, a low theme basically wanna make a town go nuts wanna make a faction and pillage the lands that’s great legit do what you do, just don’t break the like 4-5 rules we have which are legit just to help with the clowns you know no spamming no script clients stuff like that, currently we don’t have much up but we do have a very small shop at spawn so that’s cool now planned mini-games think spleef, some pvp gamemode’s stuff like that among other little trinkets, now currently we have the following = a simple shop at spawn + some player owned ones = RTP + TPA = large biomes world gen like they be big = a spawn warp along with tpa and waystones for fast travel = the frog(cool) = custom enchants and structures so yes if you would like to give us a shot we say thank you

thanks for reading and we hope to see you on thank you and have a great day.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

⚡ KAIF MINE 😈 OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN ⚡ Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, KAIF MINE, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Mob Arena, MORGENSHTERN, Official, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Project, Quake, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

The owner of the server «KAIF MINE OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Udderly Newborn Calf Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, baby animals, baby bonding, Bonding, Calf, caretaking, Feeding, infant care, infant feeding, lactation, mammal, maternal bond, maternal instinct, maternal love, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, newborn calf, newborn care, nursing, Nurturing, Server, suckling, Udderly, udders

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and experience the thrill of nursing on udders like a newborn calf! That’s right, we’ve got cows galore just waiting for you to suckle on their milk-filled teats. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cow cult that worships the sacred bovine goddess Moo-la. Will you join their ranks and ascend to dairy divinity? Only on our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to udderly ridiculous greatness!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Poojeet Influx Minecraft SMP

Canada, CHANGE, college, Diversity, Economy, employment, Flood, Future, immigration, Indians, influx, international students, Jobs, Migration, Mind, Minecraft, policy, Poojeet, poojeets, skilled labor, smp, trump, University, Workforce

Are you tired of being surrounded by poojeets in Canada? Looking for a fresh start where you won’t be flooded with thousands of Indians looking for jobs? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the impending poojeet invasion. Build your dream base, explore new lands, and avoid the dreaded poojeet takeover. Don’t let Trump’s decisions dictate your Minecraft experience – join us now and game in peace!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Dragons Tamed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.