UncleThiefNoFaithSonLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2024

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in living life to the fullest without the burden of marriage! Join us and escape the pressures of society like our player (25f) who is too broke to tie the knot with her bf (25m) but living her best life in our virtual world.

🎉 Dive into the drama like our player’s cousin (28m) who married a pastor (28f) just to move in together – talk about commitment! And don’t forget about the family inheritance drama that rivals any soap opera plotline. Will you stand up to your thieving uncle and his privileged offspring, or will you forge your own path in our crazy server?

💸 Money may not buy happiness, but it sure does make for some interesting family dynamics on our server. So come on in and build your dream world without the judgment of those who think marriage is the only way to live. Who needs a wedding ring when you have diamond armor, are we right? 😉 Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	428	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PixelPals – Crafting Connections

American voters, avoidance, Communication, Conflict, Connections, Conversations, Crafting, dialogue, differing beliefs, divisiveness, Israeli voters, major elections, mindset, partisanship, perspective, PixelPals, polarization, political beliefs, political discourse, Politics, societal impact, Understanding, zero-sum game

come join our epic minecraft server where we dont care about politics cuz we all just wanna build cool stuff and have a good time! forget about those zero-sum games, we’re all about that win-win baby! plus, our community is so chill that even if you accidentally blow up someone’s house, they’ll just laugh it off and help you rebuild it.

we’ve got players from all over the world, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with. and let me tell you, the stories we have from our crazy adventures in the game are wild. like that one time when we all teamed up to defeat the ender dragon, but ended up accidentally spawning a hundred creepers instead. it was chaos, but so much fun!

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server where you can escape the drama of politics and just have a blast with some awesome people, then come join us! who needs to argue about policies when you can argue about who has the best diamond armor instead?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Whypepo Jealous Minecraft Server

anger, animosity, babies, bitterness, Competition, discontent, envy, Frustration, grudge, inadequacy, Insecurity, jealous, mad, Minecraft, Resentment, Rivalry, Season, Server, Whypepo

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our server where we have a special event where we season our baby animals with salt and pepper! Whypepo be mad, but we be glad because our baby animals taste delicious! Join now for a taste sensation like no other (literally)!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Baby Minecraft SMP Hype

animal lovers, baby, baby hippo, cute animals, exotic pets, expensive, fascination, hype, indulgence, lavish spending, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, Obsession, obsession with animals, pampering, smp, SPENDING, splurging, thousands of dollars, wildlife, Women, women spending, Zoo

Are you tired of being less popular than a baby hippo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, women will be throwing diamonds at you left and right! Forget about that overpriced zoo ticket, join our server and become the main attraction. Who needs a baby hippo when you can have a diamond-clad player like yourself? Join now and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or hippos to water, in this case).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	186	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	437	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

bailed, Christian, Church, ChurchDitcher, cold shoulder, dancing, FORCING, Friends, ghosted, Guilt, gym teacher, Jerk, Minecraft, November, outcast, PRESSURE, Religion, School, Server, Shy.., specifics, UNCOMFORTABLE, update

Are you tired of being pressured into joining weird cults by your gym teacher? Looking for a place where you can just chill and have fun without the fear of being brainwashed? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing we worship is diamonds and creepers!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and explore without any religious obligations. No three-hour church services here, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

Don’t worry about ghosting your gym teacher or feeling guilty for not wanting to dance in November with a bunch of strangers. On our server, the only pressure you’ll feel is from the TNT explosions you set off yourself!

So come join us and leave the stress of real life behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise our admins won’t try to convert you to anything other than being a master builder. See you in the game!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Emeralds Found:	5829

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BabyMamaDramaLOL

BabyMamaDramaLOL, Deception, doubt, Drugs, ex, family, Homeless, Hospital, Jobless, lying.., Manipulation, ObGyn, Pregnancy, proof, relationship, Struggle, Support, tests, Trust, Truth, Ultrasound

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and forget about your crazy ex who may or may not be lying about being pregnant.

Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs proof of pregnancy when you can have proof of your epic builds and survival skills in the game?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of baby bottles. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the mysterious pregnancy saga or just have a blast playing Minecraft with a wacky community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Endless Night Skies:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Buildings Constructed:	27	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

EuroCraft SMP – Best Thing!

Adventure, Architecture, art, beauty, continent, culture, Diversity, EuroCraft, Europe, Experience, Exploration, Food, heritage, History, landmarks, Lifestyle, SightSeeing, smp, tourism, tradition, travel, vacation

Well, obviously it’s our totally legit Minecraft SMP server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because the dungeon was guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas! Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the treasures within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of solid gold. Yes, you heard that right. GOLD POOPING SHEEP. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a magical portal that transports you to a dimension where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, swim in the sky, and ride on giant floating mushrooms. It’s a trippy experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on our European adventure and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Villages Defended:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	8414	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Creeper Crush!

bittersweet, creeper, Crush, emotional, Experience, first love, HEARTBREAK, high school romance, infatuation, Innocence, Memories, Naive, Nostalgia, past, puppy love, relationship, Romantic, sentimental, teenage romance, unforgettable, young love

Oh, let me tell you about our Minecraft server! It’s like falling in love for the first time, but with blocks and creepers. Picture this: you log in and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a diamond pickaxe in exchange for a hug. And that’s just the beginning!

Once you start exploring, you’ll stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are all secretly llamas in disguise. They’ll trade you emeralds for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs. But be careful, because the llamas have a secret underground empire ruled by a llama king who is rumored to be half ender dragon.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. We have a custom arena where players ride on giant chickens armed with flaming swords, battling it out for the title of Chicken Champion. The winner gets a crown made of diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn around the server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your first love, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected romances await you in our blocky world.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Villages Defended:	14
Star Shards Collected:	247	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

GazaCraft: FreeYazidiLady

Captivity, Conflict, courage, enclave, Escape, freedom, FreeYazidiLady, gaza, GazaCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, Liberation, MIDDLE EAST, Oppression, persecution, refugee, Relief, resilience, survivor, WOMAN, Yazidi, Yazidi community

come join our minecraft server, where we have yazidi women held in gaza finally leaving the enclave as our main attraction! watch as they build houses out of sand and fight off creepers with their bare hands. the drama is real, folks!

our server is the only place where you can witness this epic tale unfold in blocky pixel form. join now for a chance to interact with these brave women and help them escape their virtual prison.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons. only the bravest players can find it and claim the treasures within.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and be a part of this wild adventure. who knows what other surprises await you in our crazy minecraft world!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Farms Harvested:	967	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Chimeras Created:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Plastic Slayer’s PET Party

#sustainability, biodegradation, degradation, discovery, Durability, environmental impact, Environmental Science, killer bacteria, microbial degradation., Party, pet, Plastic, plastic pollution, plastic recycling, plastic waste, plastic-eating bacteria, plastic-killer bacteria, Pollution, resistance, SLAYERS, Tough plastic, US researchers, WasteWater

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got tough plastic-killer bacteria dat will help u get rid of all dem pesky plastic blocks in yo world! our US researchers discovered dis wild bacteria in wastewater, and now we usin it to clean up all dat PET plastic mess in da game.

imagine havin a squad of bacteria homies followin u around, eatin up all dat plastic like it’s a buffet. no more worryin bout ugly plastic blocks clutterin up yo builds, cuz we got da solution right here on dis server.

so come join us and let’s save da environment, one plastic block at a time! plus, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with bacteria dat can kick butt and take names in da minecraft world? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s get rid of dat plastic together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ores Mined:	9226	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BackRice RPG. Minecraft server

Axes, BackRice RPG, bps, Clans, Donations, Dungeons, Events, minecraft server, Pets, prefixes, Private, PvP, Quests, RPG, Survival, top menus

RPG server, quests, bps, axes, top menus, pets, prefixes, dungeons and much more!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

🔆 Redfield SMP 🔆 – Where blocks have more drama than a soap opera!

1.20, Active, bedrock, blocks, Casual, collaboration, Community, convenience, Discord, Drama, Elected positions, family, home, like-minded, Mature, Modded, Opera, Realms, Redfield, Semi Vanilla, smp, soap, Timeless

Redfield Modded SMP | BEDROCK

Providing a strictly casual environment for community driven players.

Minecraft is timeless. And there is not much we would like to change. But with that in mind: All mods and creative content are for convenience only.

Our goal is to expand our tight-knit family and to find like-minded, “community driven” people like yourself!

Together we can collaborate to make a server worth calling home.

Although we have made exceptions based on maturity. We are only looking to bring on players of 18 years or older.

What to Expect?

Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World
Casual Environment
Active Discord/Realm
Community Elected Positions

If any of this appeals to you, check us out! https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?	A: Please join our Discord server using the link provided and follow the instructions there to join the Minecraft server.
Q: Are there any age restrictions?	A: Yes, we only accept players who are 18 years or older.
Q: Can I use mods on the server?	A: All mods and creative content are for convenience only, so please check with the server rules before using any mods.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Potions Brewed:	90
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Crafty Land – Minecraft Server

20th anniversary, Alliance, Argent Dawn, Blizzard, Cinematic, Crafty, EU guild, GLOBO FOMO, in-game event, Land, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA Community, NA guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, October Trading Post, Official WoW News, Server, Sylvanas, the war within, Threads of Destiny, Tyrande, World of Warcraft, wowg, YJK Edition

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic server you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to battle it out with Sylvanas and Tyrande in an epic showdown that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Our server is so intense, even the Threads of Destiny cinematic looks like child’s play compared to the adventures you’ll have here.

But wait, there’s more! We have a 20th-anniversary in-game event that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself. And if that’s not enough, our trading post is filled with items that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard or our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn for even more outrageous fun. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now before it’s too late!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Emeralds Found:	7197
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting Society

Anon, chuuba, Corpo, Cum, Edition, erp, FANTASY, Fun, general, indie, lamy, lewd, Minecraft, NSFW, Oshi, roulette, Slutposting, smp, society, Thread, vtsg, Vtuber, Worship

Come join our Minecraft SMP server for a wild and lewd time! We’ve got all your favorite vtubers, both corpo and indie, ready to ERP with you and fulfill all your wildest fantasies. Worshipping your oshi in the thread is just the beginning – join us for some NSFW fun and let your imagination run wild. And if you’re feeling lucky, try our Oshi purity roulette for a chance to win some outrageous prizes! Don’t miss out on the insanity – cum to Lamy (again) Edition!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Magic Items Found:	7400	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SibSnap Minecraft Server

blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, disagreement, emotional response, Expectations, family, family dynamics, individual autonomy., Minecraft, personal space, pre wedding, relationships, Server, sibling photoshoot, SibSnap, step-parenting, step-sibling, teenage perspective, Wedding, wedding planning

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggles with unexpected family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling drama and forced bonding sessions!

Imagine being forced to take pre-wedding sibling photos with a random kid you barely know. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, we take that awkward situation and turn it into a hilarious adventure!

Don’t worry about fake enthusiasm or babysitting duties, because on our server, you can just focus on building epic structures and exploring the virtual world. Plus, if you need a break from family drama, just hop on and escape to a world where you can be yourself without any pressure to bond with random siblings.

So, if you’re ready for a laugh-out-loud experience and a break from real-life obligations, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual sibling who actually shares your love for Minecraft!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Villages Defended:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Dragons Tamed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

DadCraft: Pay for My College & Apartment

abandonment, aita, apartment, biological dad, child support, college, DadCraft, estrangement, family, father duties, Fatherhood, financial support, forgiveness, half-sister, MONEY, Parent, parental obligations, Pay, personal boundaries, reconciliation, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some wild adventures? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to build relationships with your virtual family members and demand college tuition from your in-game dad! Who needs child support when you can have diamond support in the world of Minecraft? Explore new worlds, meet new siblings, and create your own crazy stories on our server. So come on, join us and let’s mine, build, and LOL together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Star Shards Collected:	296	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.