UncleThiefNoFaithSonLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2024

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in living life to the fullest without the burden of marriage! Join us and escape the pressures of society like our player (25f) who is too broke to tie the knot with her bf (25m) but living her best life in our virtual world.

🎉 Dive into the drama like our player’s cousin (28m) who married a pastor (28f) just to move in together – talk about commitment! And don’t forget about the family inheritance drama that rivals any soap opera plotline. Will you stand up to your thieving uncle and his privileged offspring, or will you forge your own path in our crazy server?

💸 Money may not buy happiness, but it sure does make for some interesting family dynamics on our server. So come on in and build your dream world without the judgment of those who think marriage is the only way to live. Who needs a wedding ring when you have diamond armor, are we right? 😉 Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

BombCraft Minecraft Server

aircraft delays, airport damage, airport incident, aviation disruption, bomb explosion, BombCraft, emergency response, explosive device, Flight Cancellations, historical damage, historical destruction, historical event, Japan, military conflict, military history, Minecraft, runway closure, Server, U.S. Military, war aftermath, wartime damage, wartime impact, world war II

Yo, so like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ on this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM! A bomb dropped by the U.S. in World War II explodes at the airport in Japan. And you’re like, “WTF, how did that even happen in Minecraft?!”

But wait, there’s more! The explosion causes runway damage and cancels 80 flights. Like, can you even imagine the chaos on this server? It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and creepers and stuff.

So, if you’re looking for some crazy, chaotic, and totally unpredictable Minecraft action, then you gotta join this server. Who knows what insane events will happen next? Maybe a giant zombie apocalypse or a dragon attack or something. The possibilities are endless, dude.

So come on, join the madness and let’s see what kind of crazy shenanigans we can get into together. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen. It’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ChagosCraft: Island Swap!

Agreement, British overseas territories, Chagos Islands, ChagosCraft, Colonialism, decolonization, Diego Garcia, foreign policy, Government, Hands, History, INDEPENDENCE, indian ocean, international relations, ISLAND, legal dispute, mauritius, Ruling, SOVEREIGNTY, Swap, territorial dispute, uk, United Kingdom

yOu gUys, yOu goTTa jOin thIs mInecRaft seRver, it’S liKe thE cRaZiest pLace eVeR! wE hAve piGmEn riDing eNder dRagons aNd cOws wHo cAn tAlk! aNd dOn’t eVen gEt mE sTarted oN thE dAncing cHickens, thEy cAn bReak dOwn a sIck bEAt liKe nObody’s bUsiness. pLus, wE hAve aN eNtire vIllage oF vIking sHeep wHo wIll tRade yOu dIamonds fOr cAkes. tRust mE, yOu wOn’t rEgret jOining tHis sEserver, iT’s aN ePic aDventure wAiting fOr yOu!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Towns Built:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Pup Parent Confusion

Animal Behavior, Animals, Birth, birth process, canine, Companionship, confusion, dog, domestic animals, Human, Instincts, loyalty, maternal, maternal instincts, OWNER, Parent, pet ownership, Pet puppies, Pets, Pregnancy, Pregnant, pup

join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest sh*t eva in minecraft! we got pet puppies dat think their owners gave birth to dem. like wut?? imagine a pregnant puppy not knowing if dey gonna pop out a dog or a human. it’s wild, man. come join da madness and see for yourself. u won’t find dis kinda craziness anywhere else. trust me, it’s gonna blow ur mind. so come on, join us and let’s all laugh at da absurdity of it all!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PixelPals – Crafting Connections

American voters, avoidance, Communication, Conflict, Connections, Conversations, Crafting, dialogue, differing beliefs, divisiveness, Israeli voters, major elections, mindset, partisanship, perspective, PixelPals, polarization, political beliefs, political discourse, Politics, societal impact, Understanding, zero-sum game

come join our epic minecraft server where we dont care about politics cuz we all just wanna build cool stuff and have a good time! forget about those zero-sum games, we’re all about that win-win baby! plus, our community is so chill that even if you accidentally blow up someone’s house, they’ll just laugh it off and help you rebuild it.

we’ve got players from all over the world, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with. and let me tell you, the stories we have from our crazy adventures in the game are wild. like that one time when we all teamed up to defeat the ender dragon, but ended up accidentally spawning a hundred creepers instead. it was chaos, but so much fun!

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server where you can escape the drama of politics and just have a blast with some awesome people, then come join us! who needs to argue about policies when you can argue about who has the best diamond armor instead?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Whypepo Jealous Minecraft Server

anger, animosity, babies, bitterness, Competition, discontent, envy, Frustration, grudge, inadequacy, Insecurity, jealous, mad, Minecraft, Resentment, Rivalry, Season, Server, Whypepo

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our server where we have a special event where we season our baby animals with salt and pepper! Whypepo be mad, but we be glad because our baby animals taste delicious! Join now for a taste sensation like no other (literally)!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7408	Mines Excavated:	4055
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dimension Hops:	10
Potions Brewed:	115	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Baby Minecraft SMP Hype

animal lovers, baby, baby hippo, cute animals, exotic pets, expensive, fascination, hype, indulgence, lavish spending, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, Obsession, obsession with animals, pampering, smp, SPENDING, splurging, thousands of dollars, wildlife, Women, women spending, Zoo

Are you tired of being less popular than a baby hippo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, women will be throwing diamonds at you left and right! Forget about that overpriced zoo ticket, join our server and become the main attraction. Who needs a baby hippo when you can have a diamond-clad player like yourself? Join now and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or hippos to water, in this case).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Love Letters Sent:	11
Holy Grails Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

bailed, Christian, Church, ChurchDitcher, cold shoulder, dancing, FORCING, Friends, ghosted, Guilt, gym teacher, Jerk, Minecraft, November, outcast, PRESSURE, Religion, School, Server, Shy.., specifics, UNCOMFORTABLE, update

Are you tired of being pressured into joining weird cults by your gym teacher? Looking for a place where you can just chill and have fun without the fear of being brainwashed? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing we worship is diamonds and creepers!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and explore without any religious obligations. No three-hour church services here, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

Don’t worry about ghosting your gym teacher or feeling guilty for not wanting to dance in November with a bunch of strangers. On our server, the only pressure you’ll feel is from the TNT explosions you set off yourself!

So come join us and leave the stress of real life behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise our admins won’t try to convert you to anything other than being a master builder. See you in the game!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BabyMamaDramaLOL

BabyMamaDramaLOL, Deception, doubt, Drugs, ex, family, Homeless, Hospital, Jobless, lying.., Manipulation, ObGyn, Pregnancy, proof, relationship, Struggle, Support, tests, Trust, Truth, Ultrasound

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and forget about your crazy ex who may or may not be lying about being pregnant.

Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs proof of pregnancy when you can have proof of your epic builds and survival skills in the game?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of baby bottles. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the mysterious pregnancy saga or just have a blast playing Minecraft with a wacky community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

EuroCraft SMP – Best Thing!

Adventure, Architecture, art, beauty, continent, culture, Diversity, EuroCraft, Europe, Experience, Exploration, Food, heritage, History, landmarks, Lifestyle, SightSeeing, smp, tourism, tradition, travel, vacation

Well, obviously it’s our totally legit Minecraft SMP server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because the dungeon was guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas! Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the treasures within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of solid gold. Yes, you heard that right. GOLD POOPING SHEEP. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a magical portal that transports you to a dimension where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, swim in the sky, and ride on giant floating mushrooms. It’s a trippy experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on our European adventure and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Emeralds Found:	5730	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Creeper Crush!

bittersweet, creeper, Crush, emotional, Experience, first love, HEARTBREAK, high school romance, infatuation, Innocence, Memories, Naive, Nostalgia, past, puppy love, relationship, Romantic, sentimental, teenage romance, unforgettable, young love

Oh, let me tell you about our Minecraft server! It’s like falling in love for the first time, but with blocks and creepers. Picture this: you log in and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a diamond pickaxe in exchange for a hug. And that’s just the beginning!

Once you start exploring, you’ll stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are all secretly llamas in disguise. They’ll trade you emeralds for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs. But be careful, because the llamas have a secret underground empire ruled by a llama king who is rumored to be half ender dragon.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. We have a custom arena where players ride on giant chickens armed with flaming swords, battling it out for the title of Chicken Champion. The winner gets a crown made of diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn around the server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your first love, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected romances await you in our blocky world.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

GazaCraft: FreeYazidiLady

Captivity, Conflict, courage, enclave, Escape, freedom, FreeYazidiLady, gaza, GazaCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, Liberation, MIDDLE EAST, Oppression, persecution, refugee, Relief, resilience, survivor, WOMAN, Yazidi, Yazidi community

come join our minecraft server, where we have yazidi women held in gaza finally leaving the enclave as our main attraction! watch as they build houses out of sand and fight off creepers with their bare hands. the drama is real, folks!

our server is the only place where you can witness this epic tale unfold in blocky pixel form. join now for a chance to interact with these brave women and help them escape their virtual prison.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons. only the bravest players can find it and claim the treasures within.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and be a part of this wild adventure. who knows what other surprises await you in our crazy minecraft world!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Plastic Slayer’s PET Party

#sustainability, biodegradation, degradation, discovery, Durability, environmental impact, Environmental Science, killer bacteria, microbial degradation., Party, pet, Plastic, plastic pollution, plastic recycling, plastic waste, plastic-eating bacteria, plastic-killer bacteria, Pollution, resistance, SLAYERS, Tough plastic, US researchers, WasteWater

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got tough plastic-killer bacteria dat will help u get rid of all dem pesky plastic blocks in yo world! our US researchers discovered dis wild bacteria in wastewater, and now we usin it to clean up all dat PET plastic mess in da game.

imagine havin a squad of bacteria homies followin u around, eatin up all dat plastic like it’s a buffet. no more worryin bout ugly plastic blocks clutterin up yo builds, cuz we got da solution right here on dis server.

so come join us and let’s save da environment, one plastic block at a time! plus, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with bacteria dat can kick butt and take names in da minecraft world? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s get rid of dat plastic together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	428	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BackRice RPG. Minecraft server

Axes, BackRice RPG, bps, Clans, Donations, Dungeons, Events, minecraft server, Pets, prefixes, Private, PvP, Quests, RPG, Survival, top menus

RPG server, quests, bps, axes, top menus, pets, prefixes, dungeons and much more!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Emeralds Found:	8863

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

🔆 Redfield SMP 🔆 – Where blocks have more drama than a soap opera!

1.20, Active, bedrock, blocks, Casual, collaboration, Community, convenience, Discord, Drama, Elected positions, family, home, like-minded, Mature, Modded, Opera, Realms, Redfield, Semi Vanilla, smp, soap, Timeless

Redfield Modded SMP | BEDROCK

Providing a strictly casual environment for community driven players.

Minecraft is timeless. And there is not much we would like to change. But with that in mind: All mods and creative content are for convenience only.

Our goal is to expand our tight-knit family and to find like-minded, “community driven” people like yourself!

Together we can collaborate to make a server worth calling home.

Although we have made exceptions based on maturity. We are only looking to bring on players of 18 years or older.

What to Expect?

Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World
Casual Environment
Active Discord/Realm
Community Elected Positions

If any of this appeals to you, check us out! https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?	A: Please join our Discord server using the link provided and follow the instructions there to join the Minecraft server.
Q: Are there any age restrictions?	A: Yes, we only accept players who are 18 years or older.
Q: Can I use mods on the server?	A: All mods and creative content are for convenience only, so please check with the server rules before using any mods.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Crafty Land – Minecraft Server

20th anniversary, Alliance, Argent Dawn, Blizzard, Cinematic, Crafty, EU guild, GLOBO FOMO, in-game event, Land, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA Community, NA guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, October Trading Post, Official WoW News, Server, Sylvanas, the war within, Threads of Destiny, Tyrande, World of Warcraft, wowg, YJK Edition

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic server you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to battle it out with Sylvanas and Tyrande in an epic showdown that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Our server is so intense, even the Threads of Destiny cinematic looks like child’s play compared to the adventures you’ll have here.

But wait, there’s more! We have a 20th-anniversary in-game event that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself. And if that’s not enough, our trading post is filled with items that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard or our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn for even more outrageous fun. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now before it’s too late!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	32	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ores Mined:	5367
Void Gems Collected:	36	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	178	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.