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| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 7547 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 25 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
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Our server is so addictive, even Ian’s addiction issues pale in comparison. With endless possibilities and endless fun, you’ll forget all about Ian’s poor decisions and constant partying. Build your own virtual empire and show Ian what real success looks like.
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