Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of pure chaos and fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry.

Imagine a world where single moms and attractive firefighters on motorcycles roam free, where little girls plan to marry their uncle and go on adorable dates with balloons and ice cream. This is the kind of madness you can expect on our server.

Build your own virtual paradise, ride around on electric bikes at a max speed of 10 mph (just like Olivia and her uncle Mateo), and embrace the craziness that comes with being part of our community.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a place where painting nails, princess dresses, and inappropriate crushes are all part of the fun? Come join us and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 94/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
Dragons Tamed: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

New Minecraft Servers

  • The Farmers Market

    The Farmers Market
    An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!

    We are 1.20!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!

    Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CamsUHC

    CamsUHC

    Play Ultimate Hard Core Minecraft with your friends, online friends, or random users! To make this Ultimate Hard Core, more ultimate, we added a twist. You can uses amazing kits to help you in PvP!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Dimension Hops: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GuardianGames

    GuardianGames

    Welcome to GuardianGames.de, an exciting Minecraft network currently in beta and mainly offers the popular game mode “CityBuild”. Our goal is to provide a unique and entertaining gaming experience that takes you into a virtual world full of creativity and adventure. At GuardianGames.de we attach great importance to an active and committed community. We are constantly striving to improve the gaming experience improve and therefore offer an open ear for feedback and suggestions.

    Best regards

    Guardian Games Team!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DON’T DROP THE SOAP PRISON SERVER

    DON’T DROP THE SOAP PRISON SERVER

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    Don’t Drop the Soap server is a prison server in which you start at bottom doing various jobs to make money and purchase your way up the ranks. Once enough money is made, you may buy yourself out of prison, into freedom. More on these ranks and what jobs you can do to earn the ranks will be specified later on in this post.The server is online 24/7 ran on a dedicated server. We have 75 slots at the moment with little to no lag.

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    From the lowest Block 3 to the prestige Block 0, life in prison becomes easier as you move up. With less PvP areas, better job, and an overall nicer environment, the price for each block increases as you move up. Below is the list of ranks that you can purchase by using the in-game command /rankup but you must have the money in your account or you will be denied for a rank up. You earn money to rank up by doing various jobs within the server like fishing, mining and many more which will be discussed in depth below!

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    Cost: $0.00This is the starting block, this is where your journey begins. All new players start here. Here, the largest PvP area and hardest working jobs make life grim.

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    Cost: $15,000

    A small step up from Block 3. The decreased PvP and higher paying jobs make the prison seem a bit better. Still always be sure to watch your back.

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    Cost: $40,000The second highest block, this area has well paying jobs, and a reliable source of ready food. The vast space and nice architecture is much needed upgrade compared to the previous blocks.

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    Cost: $75,000The most elite block prior to being free. This block has jobs that can’t be beat and has no PvP areas at all. Choose from either the dirt mine or the multiple mob farms for a steady income of money.

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    Cost: $125,000You have bought your way out of prison, and are a free man! You are free to roam the world outside of prison. You can build whatever you want, wherever you want! Hide your base well because greifing is not prohibited. You may come back to the prison at any time to sell or buy whatever goods you have or may need. Keep in mind you must still abide by prison rules while in the prison.

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    The highest achievable rank on the server, coming with great responsibility. The Warden maintains all activity going on in the server and prison. Only earned through trust and loyalty. The Warden regulates events, moderates the chat, and keeps the server at it’s best.

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    Cost: Pricing at shop.ddtsmc.comDonor privelages Include:

    – More purchasable plots– Private Donator log mine– Sheep Farms– Ability to sell items for higher prices– Colored name in-game (You choose the colour)

    -Donations of $100 or more will grant the user a custom tag of choice as well as being part of the Uber-donor group.

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    Failure to follow these rules may result in a ban or muteNone of the following is allowed:

    – Mods.– Cheating clients.– Advertising other servers.– Repeated offensive behavior.– X-ray texture packs / hacks.– Finding exploits and abusing them.

    – Doing large giveaways

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    Failure to follow these rules may result in a jail

    None of the following is permitted in the prison:

    – Pushing.– PvP abusing.– PvP camping.– PvP safe-zoning.– PvP camping.– Using damaging potions (Poison, insta-damage).– Wielding contraband items (swords, flint and steel, bow and arrows).– Swords, If you’re caught with a sword a guard will ask for it and then count from 5.

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    If you would like to be a guard in-game, feel free to send in an application at bit.ly/mcsoap

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    If you have been banned in-game, feel free to send in a ban appeal at bit.ly/mcsoap

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Void Armor Forged: 10 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SwoleCraft

    SwoleCraft

    IP for PC/Java: play.swolecraft.com The official Stomsh Minecraft server! Featuring: Economy Survival, Creative plots, SkyWars, SkyBlock and PVP! New gamemodes will be added soon. NEW: The mall! Get your own shop to sell your items to other players in the beautiful new mall! The survival is an economy 1.16.5 survival, you can claim land, buy various items in the shop, trade with other players and you can even buy your own shop in the mall where you can sell your items! You can survival with all your friends, because the server is cross-platform!

    You can play with your Bedrock MCPE and W10 Edition as well! IP for bedrock (PE/W10) clients: bedrock.swolecraft.com (port: 25565) There is a nice community, especially on the official Discord. Please come and have a look around!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Crops Grown: 7000

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SoftSlayer | 1.9 – 1.20.4 | Survival | Small Server | Community-focused | Java & Bedrock Crossplay

    SoftSlayer | 1.9 – 1.20.4 | Survival | Small Server | Community-focused | Java & Bedrock Crossplay
    SoftSlayer is a small and simple community survival server. We are mostly vanilla with some sprinkles. Server has been running since 2011 non-stop, how unlucky. Bedrock support for PC, phones, Switch, PS4, PS5, Xbox etc.

    Dynmap – Discord

    ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━⇒ How to join━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━Java IP: softslayer.com

    Bedrock IP: softslayer.com:25612

    How to connect with Bedrock via consoles:Xbox – PS4, PS5 – Switch

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KiwiCloud

    KiwiCloud

    This is an amazing skyblock server where having fun is the top priority. We want to make your experience different than any other average skyblock server. We hope that you will at least check out our server and we hope you have fun.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 45 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36
    Alien Abductions: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Holocraft

    Holocraft

    Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.

    • Survival – 1.18.1 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.18.1 • Vanilla – 1.18.1 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soon

    IP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://store.holocraft.xyz Discord: https://discord.holocraft.xyz

    Connect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.18.1 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Enchantments Applied: 295 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 🔥 Vanilla Anarchy 🔥 NO HACKS 🔥 1.19

    🔥 Vanilla Anarchy 🔥 NO HACKS 🔥 1.19
    IP: anarchy.mcffa.net

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    Grief.

    Steal.

    Set traps.

    Kill.

    Harass.

    Infiltrate your enemy’s base.

    Use whatever language you like.

    ONLY hackers get banned.

    Everything else is fair game!

    The world NEVER gets reset, and has a 30 million block radius.

    Explore anywhere and everywhere you want, but you’re on your own. No plugins, no starter kits. Hard mode is on.

    This is old-school vanilla survival multiplayer.

    Good luck!

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    IP: anarchy.mcffa.net

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Animals Bred: 112 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Athenaz

    Athenaz

    Athenaz is a Minecraft Survival server created in March of 2020 by Yolk3y. Friendship, Rivalry, Creativity, and Survival are main aspects of Athenaz. A place truly magical and a server built off true community, Athenaz is a highly welcoming environment.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 New Chunks Explored: 193808
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Prism

    Prism

    #1 Christian Minecraft Server. Family safe and kid friendly! We are not just a meme. We ask player to follow our guidelines and rules and help keep Prism a friendly environment for all players!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 16 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MCVerse City

    MCVerse City
    UpdatesNovember Update – Global Markets and Improved Economy

    Now easier to get more sethomes as well as trade with other players to get the blocks you need to build your dream hideout! Or.. just dig your way out!! Our community grows..

    September 21 Event Start: Pocket world and Seasons!!

    We’ve also added player warps for you to share your builds with.

    General Info

    Stable vanilla survival experience with a mature community to trade and connect with. RandomTP, Claims, Market, Unlimited Open World. We plan to be around for a long time, perfect for casual and dedicated gamers alike.

    Massive world, no limits! 30k x 30k wild warp will expand as it gets used.

    Play on your own terms. Get your own world! Free 10k block claim.

    Market now live!

    Visit discord for map leaks. Recently upgraded server for no lag!

    Java Bedrock crossplay now available.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Epic Battles Fought: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • zombie-craft.se

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    A Swedish stable server since 2018 with ranker economy and landclaim mcmmo and dynmap and discord and a few other bits and pieces…

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixels Semi-Vanilla SMP (VOICE CHAT) 1.18-1.20.4 (bedrock/java)

    Pixels Semi-Vanilla SMP (VOICE CHAT) 1.18-1.20.4 (bedrock/java)

    Pixel SMP

    • Semi-Vanilla, lgbtq friendly minecraft server!

    • Temperatures and seasons!

    Cross-Platform, Bedrock x Java!

    • Free Daily Crate Keys!

    • Simple Voice Chat mod 1.20.1 supported!

    • VR ViveCraft mod supported!

    Bedrock port: 5216

    https://discord.gg/s9JAnpAGrJ

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1692
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AnarchyMC

    AnarchyMC

    AnarchyMC is a anarchy server where you can kill anyone, wherever and whenever, no spawn protection, no queue, friendly staff and most importantly, GUILDS! Make your own guilds and get your own discord channels. We make the world size bigger and bigger every week, don’t miss out on the oppurtunity to get resources untill they get destroyed by the waves of new players.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Towns Built: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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