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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 2813 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 9515 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 3537 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
Join us as we embark on epic adventures, like finding the legendary poo downtown and driving all the grown men crazy with our shenanigans.
Dress to shill and get ready to feast at Andy’s Shart ‘n’ Grill, where the stink flows and logs spill in abundance.
With fartboxes blasting out your favorite songs and shites getting longer, it won’t be long until bum turd comes and the boys are snackin’ brown once again.
So come on down and spread the turd around with us on this unforgettable Minecraft server experience! The boys are waiting for you to join in on the madness.