UnbannedToday Minecraft Server

Andy’s Shart ‘n’ Grill, Andys, brewin, brown-throte boys, bum turd, downtown, dressed to shill, fartbox, favorite song, grown men, hangin’ down, log, Minecraft, Poo, scats, Server, slidday night, snackin brown, stink, Tasty, Turd, UNBANNED, UnbannedToday

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2018
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Endless Night Skies:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our outrageous Minecraft server where the boys are snackin’ brown and spreading turd around like never before!

Join us as we embark on epic adventures, like finding the legendary poo downtown and driving all the grown men crazy with our shenanigans.

Dress to shill and get ready to feast at Andy’s Shart ‘n’ Grill, where the stink flows and logs spill in abundance.

With fartboxes blasting out your favorite songs and shites getting longer, it won’t be long until bum turd comes and the boys are snackin’ brown once again.

So come on down and spread the turd around with us on this unforgettable Minecraft server experience! The boys are waiting for you to join in on the madness.

Zombies Smell Bad Server

Apocalypse, bad, Brain-eating, decay, decomposing, Disgusting, Flesh-eating, Gruesome, Horrible, Horror, post-apocalyptic, putrid, REANIMATED, Rotting, Server, smell, stench, Survival, Terrifying, Undead, walking dead, zombies

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9527
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Buildings Constructed:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got zombies dat smell so bad, dey make u wanna puke. but dont worry, we also got zombie repellent dat u can use to keep dem away. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from dem stinky zombies and plan ur attack.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds when u feed dem? yeah, u heard me right. FLYING PIGS. so come join us and get rich quick with dem diamond-droppin’ pigs.

also, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava. it’s super dangerous but also super fun. so hop on and try not to burn ur butt off.

so what u waitin’ for? come join our crazy minecraft server and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

V For Vanilla

Community, dedicated server, FAIRPLAY, Finland hosted, Freebuild, International, minimal rules, no cheating, No Duping, No Griefing, No map resets, Random Spawn, Small Community, Survival, Survival multiplayer, TNT bombers exception, True vanilla, unaltered gameplay, Vanilla, Welcoming, world border 30M

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5381
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1461	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Emeralds Found:	6023	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29

V For Vanilla Server

Server IP: VForV.net

Server Discord: https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS

Version: Java 1.21.3

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

Information	Details
World Border	At 30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA & Sethome	No
Griefing & Killing	Allowed
Duping	No (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

MysticCraft Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ANONYMOUS, anonymous request, assistance required, community support, digital assistance, forum post, help needed, internet plea, internet plea for help, mysterious request, MysticCraft, No. 274837758, onegai, Online Community, online forum, online help, online help request, online mystery, online support, Realm, Request

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3526
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Villages Defended:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Void Armor Forged:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the most epic and mind-blowing adventures you’ve ever seen in your life!

We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers, unicorns that poop diamonds, and creepers that explode into confetti!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets a pet llama that can talk and tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown into a million tiny pieces of awesomeness!

CraftyInLawFixer

Airbnb, Costs, cracked bathtub, CraftyInLawFixer, family dynamics, father in-law, Food, home repairs, Hurricanes, lodging, maintenance, MONEY, North Carolina, Painting, plumber, restaurant meals, running toilets, SINK, spare bedroom, UNFAIR, vacation

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	979
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	1222
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Are you tired of family members coming over and expecting payment for their “help” around the house? Join our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to deal with any unexpected bills from your in-laws!

On our server, you can build and repair to your heart’s content without worrying about cracked bathtubs or surprise invoices. Plus, we have a special “Family-Free Zone” where relatives are not allowed to enter, so you can game in peace without any unwanted DIY disasters.

So come join us and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate family therapy?

GymCraft SMP: Just respawn at the gym!

Accountability, Consistency, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, goal-setting, gym, gymcraft, healthy lifestyle, mental health, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, respawn, self-care, self-discipline, smp, staying active, Time management, workout routine

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9398
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	247

Bro, forget the gym, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got virtual workouts for your fingers, bro! You gotta mine those blocks and build those houses to get those gains, bro! Plus, we got a secret underground dungeon where you can battle virtual monsters and level up your character. It’s like CrossFit, but for gamers, bro! So ditch the gym and join our SMP for the ultimate workout experience! Let’s get those virtual gains, bro!

Blocky Bleeps & Blasphemy

bad language, bad word, blasphemy, Bleeps, blocky, CURSE, curse word, cuss, cuss word, dirty word, expletive, Favorite, foul language, naughty word, obscenity, offensive language, profane expression, Profanity, Swear, swear word, taboo language, vulgarity

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5523
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Buildings Constructed:	29
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of being censored on other Minecraft servers for using your favorite bad words? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage all the profanity you can handle! Let those F-bombs fly as you build, mine, and battle your way through our wild and wacky world.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wielding a flaming sword made of cheese. Plus, every time you swear, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a lifetime supply of pizza).

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner potty mouth and have a hilarious time with a community of like-minded players, come join us on the server where swearing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Let the chaos and craziness begin!

Cable Crush Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, cable, Cable damage, Chinese name, Crush, cybersecurity, damaged, diplomatic tensions, east asia, intercepts, international relations, internet connectivity, investigation, maritime security, Minecraft, naval operations, Server, Ship, Surveillance, suspected, taiwan, telecommunications, territorial disputes, underwater cable

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9133
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	250	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like taiwan intercepting a ship with a chinese name, but instead of underwater cables, we’re all about building epic stuff in minecraft! join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re the underwater cable in this scenario, then maybe you will regret it. but who cares about underwater cables when you can be building a giant potato house with us?! come join the fun, you won’t be disappointed.

WarriorCraft: 13-Year Suicide High

13-year high, 13year, combat stress, crisis intervention, HIGH, Israeli army, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Military, military service, ongoing war, ptsd, soldiers, stress, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, Suicide rate, suicide risk factors, war trauma, WarriorCraft

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1564
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Emeralds Found:	2906	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Buildings Constructed:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make the Israeli army’s suicide rate look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb (not literally, we don’t condone explosions here, unless it’s creeper-related)!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family (in a good way, of course). Plus, our mods are so on point, they make the Israeli army look like a bunch of amateurs.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real-life wars when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Let’s build, mine, and troll each other to our hearts’ content. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

Up For Blocks Down For Ores

accepting, affirmative, agreeable, amenable, blocks, consenting, down for it, eager, enthusiastic, Excited, favorable, Game, Inclined, interested, Keen, open to it, Ores, Positive, PREPARED, Ready, up for it, willing

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2469
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Crops Grown:	1848	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

LOL COME JOIN DIS SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD ALL DA THINGS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUT DA WAZOO AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY.

ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A CASTLE SO BIG IT REACHED DA MOON AND HE FOUND CHEESE UP THERE. TRUE STORY.

ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER TAMED A DRAGON AND RODE IT INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES. THE DRAGON WON, OBVS.

SO IF U WANNA HAVE A BLAST, COME JOIN US. AND REMEMBER, SAYING U “UP FOR SOMETHING” IS DA SAME AS SAYING U “DOWN FOR SOMETHING.” MIND BLOWN.

Potion Pals: Depressed Block Babes

Babes, BLOCK, Depressed, PALS, Potion

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1054
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	8885	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31

so like, this server is like a magical pill for your brain, man. like, if you join, you’ll be surrounded by young, healthy women who are like, super smart and stuff. but get this, they also have depression-like patterns of thinking. but it’s cool, because it’s all part of the experience, you know? like, it’s a whole new level of cognitive processing that will blow your mind. and if you’re feeling down, don’t worry, because everyone here is on oral contraceptives, which apparently makes the depression-like patterns even stronger. so come join us and let your brain go on a wild ride of emotions and cognitive processing like never before!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

6 year old map, adult content, Beautiful, BROKE, Builds, Chaos, Cheats, Computer, Door, Glowstix, GRIEFED.., Lag, lawlessmc, Live Stream, opt-in, Pigman, R rated movie, restriction, smp, Spawn, streaming, supervision, Withers, zombie

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	10000
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Dragon Eggs Found:	9185	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Mines Excavated:	1178
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Chaos Incarnate
Server IP	lawlessmc.com
Map Age	6 years
Live Stream	twitch.tv/wilder0p
Rules	NO CHEATS ALLOWED

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on this server?	This server is chaos incarnate, so anything can happen. However, cheating is not allowed.
How old is the map on this server?	The map is 6 years old with plenty of huge and beautiful builds.
Can players opt-in to being streamed on Twitch?	Yes, any player can opt-in to being streamed at twitch.tv/wilder0p. New players are automatically streamed for the first few minutes of their play.
Is the server family-friendly?	No, this server has no restrictions on adult content and is not family-friendly without active adult supervision.

Desert Oasis Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, black dick, black men, cultural attraction, desert, Diversity, ethnicity, exotic women, Exoticism, fetishization, fetishize, hot, Interracial Relationships, middle eastern, Multiculturalism, Oasis, Persian, Race, Realms, sexual preferences, Sexualization, societal norms, Stereotypes, Usa

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	860
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Dragons Tamed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59
Players Killed by Monsters:	9594	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild party where Persian vibes meet American obsession with black dudes! It’s like a cultural mashup of epic proportions, like a kebab taco fusion! You’ll be mining diamonds while pondering the mysteries of interracial love, it’s like a mind-blowing trip through the desert of diversity! Join now and expand your horizons, bro!

BridalBashCraft Minecraft Server

acne scars, aita, bridal shower, BridalBashCraft, christmas dessert, Cousins wedding, designer bag, engagement ring, exclusion, family gatherings, future brother-in-law, Girlfriend, intimate event, materialism, Minecraft, negative opinion, reddit, Server, social media, thinning hairline, Wedding

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9381
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Ores Mined:	1034	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Star Shards Collected:	188
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of boring old bridal showers with no drama? Join our Minecraft server for the most epic bridal shower ever! We have a special event where you can invite all your frenemies and watch the chaos unfold.

Imagine Lili logging in and seeing your virtual engagement ring worth $30k, just to one-up her! And don’t worry, we have a feature where you can critique everything from the flowers to the decor, just like Lili at that cousin’s wedding.

But wait, there’s more! You can also settle the height debate once and for all in our virtual world. And if anyone dares to mention your designer bag, you can publicly shame them in front of the entire server.

Join now and let the drama begin! Who needs a real bridal shower when you can have a Minecraft one filled with snide remarks and passive-aggressive behavior? Let’s make Lili regret ever crossing you in the first place!

Rent-a-Mess-Or-Else

aita, apartment, Chores, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DISHES, fair division, household responsibilities, living situation, mutual friend, Rent, rent increase, RentaMessOrElse, roommate, roommate issues, roommates, Trash, Upset, Utilities

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6529
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life roommates? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to avoid those pesky chores and live your best blocky life.

Join us and leave your roommate behind as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and mine for diamonds without any passive-aggressive comments about dirty dishes.

Our server is so awesome, even your lazy roommate will be jealous! Plus, with our outrageous rent prices (just kidding, it’s free!), you’ll have plenty of extra diamonds to show off your wealth in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life roommate drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun to fight off creepers than argue about who forgot to take out the trash.

MinecraftChatterBlocker

ANNOYING, Assertiveness, Boundaries, chatterbox, Communication, Conversation, excessive chatter, excessive communication, excessive conversation, excessive talking, interrupt, Listening, long-winded, loquacious, MinecraftChatterBlocker, non-stop talking, overbearing, Social Skills, talkaholic, Talkative, verbose

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8583
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	389	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Magic Items Found:	7897	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Are you tired of hearing non-stop chatter in your Minecraft world? Join our server and unleash the power of the mute button! We have special mute potions that you can throw at any player who just won’t stop yapping. Watch as they suddenly become silent, unable to annoy you with their constant babbling. It’s the perfect solution for those talkative players who just won’t take a hint!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Mute Monster, a creature so fed up with hearing people talk that it roams the land silencing anyone who dares to speak. If you can defeat the Mute Monster in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a special item that lets you mute anyone with just a single click. It’s the ultimate power trip for those who want peace and quiet in their Minecraft world.

So if you’re ready to put an end to all the chatter and finally enjoy some peace and quiet, join our server today. Just remember to watch your own mouth – you never know when the Mute Monster might come for you!