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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 3548 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 21 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 929 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively through interpretive dance. Want to join in on the fun? Just show up unannounced and start busting out your best moves! Trust us, it’s a real hoot.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Just make sure to leave your manners at the door – we don’t have time for that kind of nonsense here.