UMALAND LAMP SURVIVAL Minecraft server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5496
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1108	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	898
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Epic Battles Fought:	7

! FrogSMP Welcome to

Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7042
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Towns Built:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

accessories, Cara, Cara thread, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embellishments, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, inspiration, Minecraft, needlework, patterns, Projects, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, tutorials

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4929
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

ToyThiefGrannyAITA

anger, Boundaries, Charity, children, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, forgiveness, Generosity, grandkids, hospice, judgement, reconciliation, RELATIVES, resolution, stealing, Toys, ToyThiefGrannyAITA, Trust, Visit

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3991
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the insanity of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun.

Just like Heather swooped in and took those toys without a second thought, you can swoop in and claim your spot on our server. No need to ask permission, just jump right in and start building your virtual empire.

And just like Heather’s granddaughters couldn’t resist opening those toys, you won’t be able to resist exploring all the amazing creations our players have built. From towering castles to underground lairs, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the drama of real life fade away as you embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds and toy thieves.

StraightButNotNarrow Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Allies, coming out, Diversity, equality, Gay, gender, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ Pride Parade, lgbtq rights, love is love, Minecraft, non-binary, pride, queer, RAINBOW, Sexuality, smp, Straight.., StraightButNotNarrow, supportive

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1238
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Secret Passages Found:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the villagers throw the craziest parties. Plus, one time a creeper tried to run for president and we all had to stop him before he blew up the whole server. It was nuts, man! So come join us and let’s make some epic memories together, you won’t regret it, I promise!

RegretCraft2030

#sustainability, conscious living., consumerism, digital age, Environment, fashion, fast fashion, Future, instant gratification, long-term consequences, materialism, mindfulness, modern trends, regret, RegretCraft2030, SELF AWARENESS, social media, societal values, society, Technology, throwaway culture

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4302
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	433	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Are you tired of boring old trends that will make you cringe in a decade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the embarrassment of following the crowd! Our server is like a time machine, transporting you to a world where ridiculous trends are celebrated and embraced. From building giant statues of avocado toast to creating pixel art of TikTok dances, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait for regret to kick in when you can join us and have a blast right now? Trust us, in 10 years you’ll be thanking us for saving you from the embarrassment of following boring trends.

Frosty Kingdom 1.21.3

1.21.3, alive, arguments, bros, end of holidays, family, family arguments, family disagreements, family disputes, family dynamics, family gatherings, family politics, frosty, good to be alive, half year, holiday season, holidays, Kingdom, Over.., political debates, Politics

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4196
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6230	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Yo, bros, guess what? The holidays are almost over, which means no more family arguments over politics for another half year! It’s like being reborn, but in Minecraft! Join our server and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Let’s build some crazy sh*t together and forget about all the nonsense. Life is too short for family drama, let’s mine and craft our way to happiness!

The Best Wrestler Minecraft SMP

aew, best wrestler, Minecraft, professional wrestling, smp, Sports Entertainment, wrestler, wrestling, wrestling career, wrestling champion, wrestling fan, wrestling history, wrestling industry, wrestling legend, wrestling match, wrestling moves, wrestling performance, wrestling ring, wrestling skills, wrestling superstar, wrestling technique, wwe

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5199
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Villages Defended:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Towns Built:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can wrestle is a pig? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the best wrestler in all of Minecraft! He goes by the name of Diamond Slam and he’s taken down creepers, zombies, and even Ender Dragons with his signature move, the TNT Tombstone Piledriver!

Join our server and witness epic wrestling matches between players, where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground wrestling ring where players can battle it out for the title of Minecraft Champion. Will you be the one to dethrone Diamond Slam and take his place as the ultimate wrestler?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of Minecraft wrestling like never before. Just be sure to bring your A-game and maybe a diamond sword or two, because things are about to get rowdy!

PianoCraft Minecraft Server

Commitment, Competition, DAUGHTER, Dedication, EMBARRASSMENT, extracurricular activities, family, friendship, Minecraft, musical education, musical interests, parental decisions, peer pressure, piano lessons, Pianocraft, progress, Quitting, recital, rules, Server, social dynamics, Support, talent

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1614
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Looking for a server that will teach you dedication and perseverance like never before? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Just like Annie’s commitment to piano lessons, we require all players to stick with the game for a year before they can quit (no questions asked if they do decide to leave after that).

Join us and practice your Minecraft skills for at least an hour every day, just like Annie practices piano. Who knows, you might even make rapid progress and impress everyone with your building skills!

And don’t worry about playing the same old game, our server is constantly evolving with new challenges and adventures. Just like Annie, who played the same piece as a 6 year old, you’ll have the chance to show off your skills and compete with other players.

But beware of the frenemies on the server, just like Annie’s former best friend Emily. They may try to outdo you with their well-known Chopin pieces (or in this case, epic builds). But remember, it’s all in good fun and competition only makes you stronger!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let’s see if you have what it takes to stick with it for a year. And who knows, maybe you’ll surprise yourself with how much you enjoy the challenge!

CelebCraft: 3StarReviewLOL

3StarReviewLOL, cameo, CelebCraft, CELEBRITY REVIEW, clarification, Communication, customer feedback, customer satisfaction, customer service, entertainment industry, holiday message, honest review, message response, misunderstanding, online interaction, Personal Message, Prompt, social media, unique video, video content, video request

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7697
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Ores Mined:	5602	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Dragon Scales Harvested:	112

Are you tired of boring old celebrities who can’t even follow a simple request on Cameo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, every player gets a personalized greeting from their favorite characters!

Imagine logging in and seeing Steve from Minecraft wishing you a happy birthday while riding a llama, or Herobrine telling you a joke that will make you laugh for days. Our celebrities are dedicated to making your experience unforgettable, even if they sometimes forget to follow the prompt.

Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with unique videos that will make you question reality. Who needs real celebrities when you can have virtual ones who actually listen to your requests? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to interact with your favorite characters in the most hilarious way possible!

FicCharSwapMCSMP

Alternate Reality, book character, daydream, different perspective, dream job, dream scenario, Escape, exciting adventure, FANTASY, favorite character, FicCharSwapMCSMP, fictional character, imagination, magical experience, movie character, role reversal, storybook character, swap lives, temporary change, TV character, wish fulfillment

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1716
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

OMG guys, if you join this epic Minecraft SMP, you can totally swap lives with any fictional character for a day! Like, imagine being Spongebob Squarepants and living in a pineapple under the sea, or being Harry Potter and casting spells all day long. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

But wait, there’s more! You can also ride on a flying llama while shooting rainbow lasers out of your eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the craziness that goes down in this server.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might just end up becoming the ultimate meme lord of the Minecraft world. YOLO, amirite?

GiftGriefCraft

awkward conversations, Communication, expressing gratitude, gift etiquette, gift giving, gift giving etiquette, gift giving tips, gift receiving, GiftGriefCraft, Honesty, lying.., opinion, receiving gifts, receiving presents, relationships, showing appreciation, social etiquette, tactful responses, telling the truth, thoughtful gifts, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8021
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Crops Grown:	7394	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkwardness of real life gift-giving and dive into a world of blocky fun!

Join us if you want to avoid those cringy moments when you receive a gift you absolutely hate. On our server, you can simply build a giant statue of yourself holding a sign that says “Worst gift ever!” and watch as your friends laugh and applaud your honesty.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Gift Goblin, a mischievous creature who steals bad gifts and replaces them with diamonds and rare items. So if Aunt Mildred gives you another pair of socks for Christmas, just leave them out for the Gift Goblin and see what treasures he leaves in return.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where honesty is the best policy and bad gifts are a thing of the past!

CheesyCraft Redux

Archived Worlds, CheesyCraft, Claims, commands, Cosmetics, Crates, Custom, Development, East Coast, Features, Players, programming, PvE, Quality, quality of life, Quantity, redux, Resold Assets, Resource worlds, Semi Vanilla, Survival, texturing, united states

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6011
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Towns Built:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

CheesyCraft Redux Server Information

Server Location	United States East Coast
Server Address	cheesycraft.mcserv.co
Server Discord	Discord
Version	1.21.4
Game Play Type	[Survival][PvE]
Additional Worlds	Archived Worlds, Resource Worlds
Description	CheesyCraft Redux is an upcoming server project with custom features and quality-of-life commands/plugins. We prioritize quality over quantity and offer a unique Minecraft experience. Join us now!
Plugins	[CMI] [GriefPrevention] [CoreProtect] [dynmap]
Owner/Advisors/Builders	GentlemanCheesy, Mankdk, SilvaBirb
Pictures	Image Gallery

Frequently Asked Questions

Can I join the server?

Yes, the server is open to all players who enjoy Survival and custom features.

What type of gameplay can I expect?

The server offers a Survival mode with a focus on PvE gameplay.

Are there additional worlds to explore?

Yes, there are Archived Worlds and Resource Worlds available for players to explore.

What sets CheesyCraft Redux apart from other servers?

We prioritize quality over quantity and offer a unique Minecraft experience with custom content and features.

Anime Future2025 1.21.1

1.21.1, 2025, animation, Anime, Anticipated, best year, culture, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, fanbase, Future2025, History, japanese, long tail, Manga, movies, Otaku, Popular, series, streaming, television, Upcoming

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3706
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Votes:	5830	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Enchantments Applied:	72
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Yo, bros, listen up! This Minecraft server is gonna be lit AF in 2025, like seriously, the best year in anime history! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy builds that will blow your mind!

We’ve got pixelated waifus, creeper-kun, and a giant Ender Dragon that spits out anime memes instead of fireballs!

Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this server, it’s gonna be more hype than the return of Naruto’s ramen shop! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, craft, and meme your way to victory! Let’s goooooo!

Players:	97/600	Votes:	5568
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5