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TaiwanTakedown Minecraft Server

ARMS, Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, defence firms, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, RETALIATION, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, Server, taiwan, TaiwanTakedown, Tensions, Trade, united states, US, weapons

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2192
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5244
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ores Mined:	9670	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5954	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant walls to protect ourselves from imaginary enemies like china who try to impose sanctions on us for supplying imaginary arms to taiwan which doesn’t even exist in our world but hey who cares we just wanna build and have fun so come join us and let’s show china who’s boss in the virtual world because why not lol #minecraft #sanctions #buildthewall #imaginaryarms #taiwanwho

CraftyGunBanLand

Community Mourning, country-wide, CraftyGunBanLand, criminal investigation, firearm restriction, government action, gun ban, gun control, gun regulation, Gun Violence, mass shooting, Montenegrin, national security, pm, policy proposal, political decision, proposes, Public Safety, shooting spree, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8164
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

so, like, this server is so lit that even the Montenegrin PM wants to join! he’s all like “yo, let’s ban guns and play Minecraft instead!” cuz this server is so epic that it’s gonna save lives, bro. like, you gotta join before the PM changes his mind and decides to just play Minecraft all day instead of running a country. plus, there’s gonna be a shooting spree of fun and games, not actual guns, so come join the madness, fam!

Viral Variant Detector Server

auto-detect system, bacteria detection, bacteria identification, bacteria spread, COVID variants, detector, epidemiology, flu variants, future outbreaks, Infectious disease outbreaks, infectious diseases, new variants, public health, research findings, response improvement, Server, tuberculosis variants, variant, viral, virus detection, virus identification, virus spread, whooping cough variants

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3525
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	485	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a system that can detect new variants of viruses in the game! imagine fighting off a super contagious flu zombie or a COVID creeper, it’s gonna be wild! we even have whooping cough skeletons and tuberculosis spiders roaming around, ready to infect your blocky world. join now for a chance to save the virtual universe from these deadly diseases and show off your survival skills like never before!

Harvest Fields 1.21.4

1.21.4, Addictive, agriculture, Animals, Challenging, crops, digital farming, Escape, escape reality, farming games, Fields, Harvest, Immersive, Management, Relaxing, simulation, strategy, stressful, time consuming, unwind, video games, virtual escape, virtual reality

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6267
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about those boring farming games, this server will have you on the edge of your seat, sweating bullets and questioning your sanity!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!

You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!

SinkCraft Minecraft Server

celiac disease, cervical cancer, dinner etiquette, disability, Economy, expensive food, family conflict, food allergies, food restrictions, gluten free, kitchen etiquette, Minecraft, ovarian cancer, Remission, Server, SinkCraft, special treat, SSDI, SSI, stealing food, waste of food, wheelchair bound

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3179
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Enchantments Applied:	204
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!

DressCodeDrama

anger, Apology, Boundaries, clothes, date, dress, DressCodeDrama, family dynamics, favorite dress, feeling good, magic dress, rental, satin slip dress, school formal, self worth, selfish, sister, standing up for myself, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1773
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Star Shards Collected:	76
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where standing your ground is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Just like how this player stood their ground to protect their precious “magic dress,” you can stand your ground against any pesky creepers or griefers trying to ruin your fun.

Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.

Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?

So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!

GirlNameGamer Minecraft SMP

Baby name, beautiful girl names, best girl names, classic girl names, cute girl names, elegant girl names, favorite girl name, favorite name, feminine names, girl name, GirlNameGamer, lovely girl names, Minecraft, modern girl names, most loved girl names, popular girl names, pretty girl names, smp, sweet girl names, top girl names, traditional girl names, trendy girl names, unique girl names

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4722
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Zombie Dances:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.

And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.

So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.

MineCraftyLoveBug

#better half, babe, baby, Beloved, boo, companion, Darling, Dear, Honey, love, Lover, MineCraftyLoveBug, Nickname, OTHER HALF, partner, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, sweetheart, sweetie, terms of endearment

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5424
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5489
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	159	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8698
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	52	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ores Mined:	4127	Runes Activated:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	437

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6667
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5792
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mines Excavated:	3420	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9342	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6899
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1431
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2984
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	8841	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Crops Grown:	6323
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

Players:	93/900	Votes:	1419
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Emeralds Found:	4519
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5