UltraProcessedUK | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Quantum Quark Quest

entangled quarks, experimental physics, first time, high energies, Observation, particle physics, particles, Physicists, probes, Quantum, quantum breakthrough, quantum entanglement, quantum feat, quantum information, Quantum Mechanics, quantum observation, quantum physics, quantum research, quantum technology, quark, Quest, scientific discovery

so like, imagine if u could join a minecraft server where u can observe entangled quarks for the first time. like, dude, that’s some next level quantum feat stuff right there. u can open the door to further probes of quantum information in particles at high energies, like whoa. join now and be part of this mind-blowing adventure in the world of minecraft. who knows what crazy things u might discover in this server. come on, don’t miss out on this epic journey of quantum proportions. let’s get weird and wacky together, join now!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Supremecraft 2024

2012-2014, Active, building, Community, dafreo, Economy, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, hang out, Minecraft 1.20.6, multiplayer, Non-profit, Nostalgia, old school, pay to win, PvP, Reviving, small server, socializing, Survival, Vanilla

Supremecraft 2024 is bringing the good ‘ol days back to life. We are a small server, aiming to revive an active server from 2012-2014 by the same name created by dafreo. We despise the pay-to-win structure that is far too present on other modern-day multiplayer servers. Our goal is to build a place for players to simply hang out, have fun, and play some Minecraft.

We support players running Minecraft 1.20.6 and up.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	35	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

URBAN – Vanilla, Survival without a vulture Minecraft server

anti cheat, Cheating, complaint, Discord, filtering, friendly players, Griefers, Griefing, inadequate, Plugins, Quality Server, Safety, stealing, Survival, twinks, Urban, Vanilla, vanilla course, Vulture, Whitelist

A quality server that tries to stick to the vanilla course and not deviate into unnecessary plugins.

Cheating, griefing, stealing items and inadequacy are prohibited on the server, friendly players are welcome :3

You can leave a complaint about the offender in our Discord.

There is an anti-cheat on the server!

To get on the server, you need to be on the whitelist – this is done for safety and to filter out griefers and twinks. To get on it, just join our Discord server and specify your nickname!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Buildings Constructed:	26	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Potions Brewed:	188	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Gantz Minecraft Server

action, aliens, Anime, dark themes, death game, dynamic, gantz, Gore, INTENSE, Manga adaptation, mature content, Minecraft, Mystery, Psychological, resurrection, Sci Fi, series, Server, Supernatural, Survival, Suspense, Thriller, violence

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild episode of Gantz! Join us for insane battles, intense survival challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Who knows, you might even encounter some alien creatures or mysterious black orbs that transport you to another dimension. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that will keep you on the edge of your seat, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Pager Alternatives Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being bombarded with notifications and constantly glued to your phone screen? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where phones and walkie talkies have taken over the world in a tech holocaust. But fear not, brave adventurer, for in this wacky world, the only way to communicate is through building elaborate redstone contraptions and sending messages via carrier pigeons (yes, we have Minecraft pigeons now).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that defeating Blocky Bob will earn you a rare diamond-encrusted pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like butter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a wild and hilarious journey filled with tech mishaps, quirky characters, and endless adventures. Just remember to leave your phone at the door – you won’t be needing it here!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MomLiedMC

art world, artist struggles, artistic integrity, BETRAYAL, boundary setting, career boundaries, career involvement, career success, Communication Issues, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, manipulation tactics, MomLiedMC, mother-daughter conflict, personal boundaries, public promises, recognition, Support, Trust

Are you tired of family drama and emotional manipulation? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of creativity and fun, where you can escape the chaos of real life.

Just like how this player’s mom tried to sneakily sell their art prints behind their back, you’ll find plenty of sneaky players trying to steal your diamonds or sabotage your builds. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

And if you ever feel like you’re being emotionally manipulated by another player, just remember that it’s all part of the game! Who needs therapy when you can just block someone in-game instead?

So come join us on our server, where family drama is left at the door and the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night with a horde of zombies on your tail. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a manipulative mom!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	New Chunks Explored:	671369
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Divine Spears Created:	11

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftyCows Minecraft Server

controversy, CraftyCows, criticism, cultural sensitivity, Diplomacy, diplomatic response, global affairs, Government, India, international relations, iran, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, misinformed, muslims, Politics, religious tolerance, remarks, Server, South Asia, Statement, UNACCEPTABLE

so, like, u know how some servers are just, like, meh? well, not this one, bro. this server is, like, the holy grail of minecraft servers. why, u ask? well, let me tell u a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became a legend. they built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. but get this, the llama statue actually came to life and started roaming around the server, spreading joy and happiness to all who crossed its path.

and that’s not even the craziest part. there’s a secret hidden dungeon on the server where players can battle zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens. yeah, u heard me right. giant. chickens. and if u defeat them, u get a magical sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s, like, totally epic.

so, if u want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft server out there, then u gotta join us. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have, like, unlimited cake. so, what are u waiting for? come join the fun!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

HezboCraft: IAF Takedown

airstrike, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, Defense, foreign policy, HezboCraft, hezbollah, iaf, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, military operation, national security, precision strike, regional tensions, SECURITY, southern Lebanon, strikes, takedown, Targets, terrorists

so, liek, u know how u always wanted to be in the middle of a epic battle between iaf and hezbollah terrorists? well, guess what, now u can in our minecraft server! join us for the most intense pvp action as u fight alongside iaf forces to take down those pesky terrorists in southern lebanon.

build ur own bunker, fly a fighter jet, or even launch a missile at ur enemies. the possibilities are endless in this crazy server where anything can happen.

so what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of the most insane war zone in minecraft history. trust us, u won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ores Mined:	741
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Tea & Wine & Berries & Choc – Dementia Free!

Adults, antioxidants, berries, brain health, choc, cognitive decline, cognitive function, dark chocolate, dementia, dementia risk, depressive symptoms, flavonoids, free, genetic risk, healthy aging, high blood pressure, lifestyle factors, mental health, neuroprotection, Prevention, Red wine, study, tea, wine

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? Let me tell you, it’s lit AF! We got tea, red wine, berries, and even dark chocolate up in here! And get this, they all help reduce the risk of dementia! Like, what even is dementia, amirite?

So, like, this study with over 120,000 adults aged 40 to 70 found that if you join our server and munch on these flavonoid-rich foods, you’ll be living your best life. And get this, it’s especially beneficial if you have a high genetic risk of dementia, high blood pressure, or depressive symptoms. Like, who knew Minecraft could be so good for your brain, right?

So, like, come join us on this server and let’s get our flavonoid on! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft and dark chocolate, amirite? Let’s reduce that risk of dementia together, one block at a time! #FlavonoidGang #MinecraftSavesBrains

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	8393	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

AtlantikMC

Advanced Systems, Adventure, AtlantikMC, bedrock, Community, Discord, Fun, Gaming, Ip:, Join, Minecraft, mobile, multiplayer, ONLINE, oyna.atlantikmc.com., Play, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Website

AtlantikMC is a Survival and Towny server with Advanced Systems. Bedrock (Mobile) entry is available.

IP: oyna.atlantikmc.com WebSite: https://atlantikmc.com/ Discord: https://discord.com/invite/Ub75TrAKcw/

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SissyCraft Minecraft Server

age, autist, babeCOCK, bc, dick, even, gamble, Generator, girl, height, International, iq, Minecraft, name.., Nationality, odd number, Raw, Server, sissification, SissyCraft, tf.., tg, trait, Trans, weight

Hey there gamers! Are you ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there? Well, let me tell you about this wild ride you’re about to embark on.

Picture this: You log on to the server and suddenly, you’re transformed into a whole new person! You’ll get a new name, age, nationality, height, weight, IQ, and even a special trait you get to choose. But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get a babecock of your new self and a dick you have to deal with. And if you’re feeling lucky, you can gamble on whether or not you have to…uh, get intimate with the other players. It’s like a crazy game of chance every time you log on!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest transformations and adventures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else. See you on the server, babes!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
New Chunks Explored:	445538	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Guy Finding Good Gal Minecraft SMP

chuddies, DATING, dating struggles, dating tips, EASY, finding, finding a boyfriend, finding a girlfriend, Finding a good gal, finding a good match, finding a partner, finding a soulmate, finding love, finding the right person, Gal, Good, guy, love, love advice, Minecraft, relationship goals, relationships, relationships advice, smp

“Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find love faster than a creeper explodes! Our server is filled with eligible players looking for their player 2, so why waste time swiping left and right when you can mine and craft your way to a relationship? Plus, rumor has it that our server’s spawn point is actually the location of a secret love potion that will make anyone fall head over heels for you. So come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today!”

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Ores Mined:	7388
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ArtClassGrandparentsNoMore Minecraft Server

Affair, art classes, art viewings, ArtClassGrandparentsNoMore, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Divorce, Emotional healing, family, forgiveness, Grandparents, half-sister, love, Minecraft, no contact, parents, personal boundaries, reconciliation, Server, Support, Therapy

Are you tired of family drama and unwanted baby sisters? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where you can escape from real life chaos! Our server is filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun that will make you forget all about your crazy relatives. Plus, we have a strict no grandparents policy, so you won’t have to worry about them crashing your virtual world. Join now and build your own virtual family with players who understand the importance of boundaries. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life family drama!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PrePub Trimz – No Regrets

childcare, Childhood, Communication, cultural norms, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, Family Support, family tradition, Family Values, freedom, Gender Identity, gender stereotypes, Guilt, Haircut, homeschooling, parenting, PrePub, puberty, Rebellion, regrets, Son, Trimz

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate hitting puberty with a grand haircutting ceremony! Join us and experience the thrill of being inspected by two older players to prove you’re a ‘man’ in the game. But be warned, if you try to hide your puberty status, you might face some embarrassing consequences!

Our server is like a virtual commune, where you can work on farms, homeschool your character, and experience the joy of free childcare while you explore the pixelated world. And don’t worry about cutting your character’s hair, because we fully support the tradition of long locks until puberty hits!

But beware, if you dare to break the family tradition and give your character a haircut, you may face the wrath of the virtual family members who will go absolutely ballistic at your decision. Will you choose to go no-contact with your virtual family, or will you continue to uphold the long hair tradition in the game?

Join us on our server for a wild ride of family drama, tradition-breaking, and pixelated puberty celebrations!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Hypeless in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a giant mushroom kingdom ruled by a talking cow, and even a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy (watch out for the evil gummy bears though).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, join our SMP today! Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	70
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7