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Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	197	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

TheVillagerPeople

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been hosting servers since 2019 with the goal of providing international quality with local ping.All our servers are locally hosted in SA so you don’t have to worry about connection problems.Join our servers with the IP address to try them out!We have A public Survival, Creative and Anarchy server, you can connect to them with “/server” in the lobby.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dimension Hops:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Obsidian Gang

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Mines Excavated:	3358
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SkallCraft Network

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

– Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

– Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

– CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

– Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

– FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

– BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

– SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Towns Built:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

L2X9

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Lucid SMP

Survival, Vanilla

Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Animals Bred:	171
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Emeralds Found:	4875

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Lone Survivor

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Serenity Realms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Buildings Constructed:	24	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PokeWild

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

PokéWild is a Non-Modded Pixelmon Survival Gamemode with tons of unique features!– Completely Vanilla, No Mods Needed! – Pokémon Generations 1 through 3! – Custom Crafting! – Unique Claim System!IP Address: play.pokewild.com Website: https://pokewild.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQtr95SMmg Store: https://store.pokewild.com/

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CladeCraft

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Love Letters Sent:	5	Magic Items Found:	5123
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Ellenor

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

Ellenor is an Economy based survival server with many extras. There is a wide arrange of minigames for you to play, jobs to earn extra money with, MCMMO and a discord where everyone comes together.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	New Chunks Explored:	790032
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Looking for a server that have long lasting end-game experience and friendly community where both Premium and Cracked can join too?Gamemodes: – Survival RPG – Skyblock – ON Prison – Parkour – Enhanced Vanilla – The Walking Dead – BedWars – Lots of MiniGames!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Mines Excavated:	3125	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Camp Half-Blood

Creative, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome, Demigod!Play Minecraft in a Percy Jackson – based server! We have weekly events, as well as gameplay of survival in Camp Half-Blood, quests in Mount Olympus, team games in the Parthenon, and Athena-inspired design contests in our creative world! Opt-In at: www.camphalfbloodaustin.org/minecraft Join server with IP: minecraft.camphalfbloodaustin.org

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dimension Hops:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Herobrine.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Earth, Factions, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

Herobrine is a Minecraft server bringing players together in one place. Join our community and make new friends to play with!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Void Armor Forged:	21
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

The Uncensored Library

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, PvE, Vanilla

The Uncensored Library. [1.14.4]

Come learn about the history. The #1 Hated Server among GovernmentsSite: https://uncensoredlibrary.com/ IP: visit.uncensoredlibrary.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SkNetwork

Economy, Prison

SkPrison 1.8-1.19 • A Custom, Unique OPPrison Experience • Extremely OPPrison Server. Forget about Trillions, Quadrillions… Welcome the Decillions • Fortune 1 BILLION Pickaxes • FREE Autosell •

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Crops Grown:	2975
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!