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but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun! we have epic adventures waiting for u around every corner, from battling dragons to building giant statues of steve riding a pig!

plus, our community is so awesome that even the zombies and skeletons have put aside their differences to become best buds! so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let the madness begin! trust us, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	162	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MC.RANK.LV

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Buildings Constructed:	17
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Crops Grown:	7678
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchantments Applied:	267	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	10

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Enchantments Applied:	167
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	16

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magic Items Found:	1063
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.