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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 9116 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
on this server, we have like, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows. like, how insane is that?! you can build a house out of diamond blocks and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers.
oh, and did i mention that the admins are actually aliens from outer space? yeah, they’re super chill and always down for a good time. they’ll even give you a pet dragon if you can beat them in a dance-off.
so, like, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky minecraft experience, come join our server. ukraine can have their russian territory, we’ve got flying pigs and laser beams, baby!