LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a Russian spy movie! We’ve got crazy adventures, like when our players got captured by Russians and had to escape using only their crafting skills! And don’t worry, we promise not to murder you like those poor Ukrainian drone operators. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 106/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Ores Mined: 1138

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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