LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a Russian spy movie! We’ve got crazy adventures, like when our players got captured by Russians and had to escape using only their crafting skills! And don’t worry, we promise not to murder you like those poor Ukrainian drone operators. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 99/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Animals Bred: 53
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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