LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a Russian spy movie! We’ve got crazy adventures, like when our players got captured by Russians and had to escape using only their crafting skills! And don’t worry, we promise not to murder you like those poor Ukrainian drone operators. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 387
Elemental Crystals Collected: 87 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Endless Night Skies: 2
Endless Legions Commanded: 33 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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