LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a Russian spy movie! We’ve got crazy adventures, like when our players got captured by Russians and had to escape using only their crafting skills! And don’t worry, we promise not to murder you like those poor Ukrainian drone operators. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 103/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent: 17 Elemental Crystals Collected: 54
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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