LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a Russian spy movie! We’ve got crazy adventures, like when our players got captured by Russians and had to escape using only their crafting skills! And don’t worry, we promise not to murder you like those poor Ukrainian drone operators. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
Astral Projections Made: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

New Minecraft Servers