LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a Russian spy movie! We’ve got crazy adventures, like when our players got captured by Russians and had to escape using only their crafting skills! And don’t worry, we promise not to murder you like those poor Ukrainian drone operators. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 101/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Potions Brewed: 111
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 67 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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