LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a Russian spy movie! We’ve got crazy adventures, like when our players got captured by Russians and had to escape using only their crafting skills! And don’t worry, we promise not to murder you like those poor Ukrainian drone operators. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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