LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a Russian spy movie! We’ve got crazy adventures, like when our players got captured by Russians and had to escape using only their crafting skills! And don’t worry, we promise not to murder you like those poor Ukrainian drone operators. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Animals Bred: 103
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Farms Harvested: 302

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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