LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a Russian spy movie! We’ve got crazy adventures, like when our players got captured by Russians and had to escape using only their crafting skills! And don’t worry, we promise not to murder you like those poor Ukrainian drone operators. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 101/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
Evil Twin Fights: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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