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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 9917 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5357 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 82 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! We have US HoR passing billion-dollar aid bills, defected SBU officers getting car bombed in Moscow, and Zelensky signing new mobilization laws like it’s nobody’s business. And let’s not forget about the massive retaliatory strikes against energy infrastructure – talk about explosive gameplay!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Just remember, by joining, you acknowledge that Israel controls the NATO Council and you denounce the Talmud out of your own volition. See you on the battlefield, comrade!