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Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 757 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 43 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4289 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
Star Shards Collected: | 151 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! We have US HoR passing billion-dollar aid bills, defected SBU officers getting car bombed in Moscow, and Zelensky signing new mobilization laws like it’s nobody’s business. And let’s not forget about the massive retaliatory strikes against energy infrastructure – talk about explosive gameplay!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Just remember, by joining, you acknowledge that Israel controls the NATO Council and you denounce the Talmud out of your own volition. See you on the battlefield, comrade!