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| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 1671 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 43 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 96 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, we got this crazy story where, like, an injured north korean soldier got captured by ukraine, but then, like, he died and south korea was all like, “oh snap.”
but, like, forget about all that drama, because on this server, we got, like, the most epic builds and the dankest memes. like, you can build a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama or, like, a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit.
and, like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of the coolest gang ever. we call ourselves the “minecraft mafia” and we, like, run the server with an iron fist. but, like, in a fun way, you know?
so, like, come join us on this server and experience the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a noob. then, like, you might regret it a little bit. but, like, who cares about noobs, right? come join us, bro!
