Uhhh Hey Tony About That Deal Maybe Minecraft SMP

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Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where anything goes, including injecting aids into a black guy and giving him a chair shot to the head! Just kidding, that’s not actually allowed on our server (or any server for that matter), but we do have plenty of other crazy shenanigans to keep you entertained. From building giant statues of Steve riding a pig to organizing epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamonds, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let your imagination run wild! Just make sure to leave your controversial ideas at the door.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BossCraft

Creative, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Bosscraft offers Prison, Skyblock and Survival (SMP) on Minecraft Version 1.19. This server is uniquely set based around the players in a community based Minecraft multiplayer experience. For anyone who is interested in an all-in-one Minecraft experience with a great environment; this is the server for you!Prison Skyblock Survival SMP Roleplay PvPJAVA IP: org.bosscraft.net BEDROCK IP: bedrock.bosscraft.net:19132(Support for versions: 1.8 to 1.19) with Bedrock Support!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Poke Odyssey

Economy, PvE

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2644	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Ores Mined:	4996	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	160
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Secret Passages Found:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

NiftyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

NiftyMC is a family-friendly Minecraft server for both Java and Bedrock players. Come join us to play on our BRAND NEW SMP or our Oneblock Skyblock mode. We produce consistent updates and listen solely to our community when it comes to updates.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	234
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PokeClash Cobblemon

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	102	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	185	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Star Shards Collected:	282	Endless Legions Commanded:	49

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Secret Passages Found:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.