UglyFriendGateCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5358
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we matchmake players like never before! Just like this guy’s girlfriend trying to set up her friend with a lawyer, we’ll set you up with the perfect mining buddy!

Imagine a world where you and your new mining partner are exploring caves together, fighting off creepers, and building the most epic structures. Who cares if one of you is a bit more conventionally attractive than the other? It’s all about teamwork and having fun!

Join our server and let us play matchmaker with your Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find your perfect block-building soulmate. And hey, if things get awkward, just blame it on the Ender Dragon. It’s always causing drama anyway.

DVCRAFT MALAYSIA

Cross-Play, custom biome, custom enchant, CUSTOM ITEM/RANK, Dungeon, DV CRAFT, Economy, Malaysia, minecraft server, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9363
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Feature on dvcraft malaysia:

– CUSTOM ENCHANT – CUSTOM BIOME – CUSTOM ITEM/RANK – DUNGEON (COMING SOON)

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Mystical Academy Origins 1.20.5

1.20.5, Academy, Anime, Classroom, comedy, Dead, FANTASY, forum, ghost, Haunted, Interactive, japanese, Manga, mystical, Origins, Roleplay, School, Students, Supernatural, Teacher, Threads, two, yokai, Youkai Gakkou no Sensei Hajimemashita

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1859
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	113
Animals Bred:	107	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, our threads are so dead that we had to create TWO of them just to keep up with all the craziness happening in this server! Like, who even does that? Only the most epic and chaotic server ever, that’s who! So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself! It’s like a rollercoaster ride of memes, trolls, and pure insanity! Don’t miss out, bro!

OverseasDreams Minecraft Server

Minecraft, OverseasDreams, Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2545
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and blocky fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about rent or moving overseas with your family. On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is where to find the best diamonds!

Don’t let anyone pressure you into leaving your virtual home behind. Stand your ground and show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. Plus, we have plenty of space for you and your dog to roam free and explore to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs Australia when you have a whole new world to conquer in Minecraft? Let’s build some memories together!

CafeteriaCrew404

AITAH, alone, anemic, ARFID, begging, boarding high school, Breakfast, CafeteriaCrew404, caffeteria, Dinner, dorm, eating disorder, embarrassed, ENERGY, Friends, lunch, Meals, MONEY, roommate, Store, Yoghurt

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7532
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9691
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	6278	Endless Legions Commanded:	45

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkward cafeteria moments and join a world where food is never an issue!

Join us if you’re tired of being begged to eat with your friends, because on our server, you can feast on virtual treats without any pressure. No more awkward yogurt moments, just endless possibilities to explore and build in a world where food preferences don’t matter.

Our server is the perfect place for players with unique dietary needs, like ARFID and anemia, to thrive without any judgment. Say goodbye to feeling bad about your food choices and hello to a community that understands and supports you.

So come join us and leave the cafeteria drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a world where you can be yourself without any worries. Trust us, it’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

BoomerCraft SMP: Life-Lessons

BoomerCraft, lifelessons, smp

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9784
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our epic SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the legendary Diamond Obsidian Emerald Ore! Rumor has it that if you mine this block, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild SMP for the time of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

DeathCraft: Fearless & Funny

acceptance, Afterlife, confronting fears, coping mechanisms, death acceptance, death anxiety, DeathCraft, embracing mortality, existentialism, facing mortality, fear of death, fear of the unknown, FEARLESS, fearlessness, funny, life and death, living fully, living with purpose, mindset, mortality, mortality awareness, philosophy, spirituality

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3203
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Holy Grails Found:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dimension Hops:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where death is the end of the line? Well fear not, because on our server, death is just the beginning of a wild adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of respawning in a magical land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking chickens. Who needs to be afraid of death when you can come back to life as a superhero with the power to shoot lasers from your eyes?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, death is actually a party where you get to hang out with famous historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra. They’ll teach you how to build epic monuments and conquer the world in style.

So why are you NOT afraid of death? Because on our server, death is just another excuse to have a blast and respawn in a world where anything is possible. Join us now and let the madness begin!

ArcticHeatwave Minecraft Server

Above Average, Arctic, ArcticHeatwave, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, Environment, environmental impact, extreme weather, global warming, ice loss, ice melt, melting, Midwinter, Minecraft, north pole, polar ice caps, polar region, record high temperatures, rising temperatures, Server, Temperatures, weather patterns

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6762
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Votes:	7627	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2

come join our MINECRAFT server, where the north pole is melting faster than a snowman in a sauna! temperatures are so high, you can cook a turkey on an iceberg! but don’t worry, our server is COOLER than a polar bear’s toenails. we’ve got penguins riding polar bears, elves building snow forts, and santa claus mining for diamonds! join us for a frosty adventure that will melt your mind!

MineCraftySiesta37.5

37.5 hours, Economy, employment, european union, Government, job market, Labor, labor rights, legal working week, legislation, MineCraftySiesta37.5, MINISTERS, negotiations, Overtime, policy change, productivity, reduction, social reform, spain, Spanish, work-life balance

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6345
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to play with spanish ministers who are like, cutting the legal working week to 37.5 hours just so they can play more minecraft with u. like, how crazy is that? they’re all like, “we gotta prioritize our gaming time, bro.” and they’re building these insane structures in the game, like a replica of the spanish parliament made entirely out of diamond blocks. u gotta join this server, man. it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the ministers of spain. plus, they’re all really good at pvp, so watch out for them in the arena. u won’t regret joining this server, it’s gonna be a blast.

Gecko Feet Shoe Soles – Slip No More!

anti-slip, Antislip, biomimetic adhesion, capillary, design, Enhanced, feet, footwear, Gecko, Grip, high performance, icy surfaces, innovation, Inspire, nature-inspired, research, Science, SHOE, shoe soles, Slip, Soles, Technology, Traction

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9483
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Void Armor Forged:	27	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

HEY YOU! YA YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YA MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS LIKE HAVING GECKO FEET BUT FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CHARACTER! IMAGINE NEVER SLIPPING ON ICE AGAIN BECAUSE YOUR SHOE-SOLES ARE INSPIRED BY GECKO FEET!

WE GOT CAPILLARY-ENHANCED BIOMIMETIC ADHESION THAT WILL MAKE YOU STICK TO ICY SURFACES LIKE A LIZARD ON A HOT ROCK! NO MORE FALLING INTO LAVA OR SLIDING OFF CLIFFS, YOU’LL BE STICKY AND SLIP-PROOF ALL DAY LONG!

JOIN NOW FOR THE WILDEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE! YOU’LL BE CLIMBING WALLS AND HANGING UPSIDE DOWN LIKE A REAL GECKO! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS EPIC ADVENTURE, JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

The-gulag

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7872
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Welcome to our Vanilla Plus Minecraft server! Experience the classic Minecraft feel with enhanced features through carefully chosen mods. Enjoy quality of life improvements, new blocks, mobs, and mechanics while still maintaining the authentic Minecraft experience. Whether you love exploring, building, or surviving, there’s something for everyone here. Join our friendly community, collaborate with others, and create unforgettable memories in a world where vanilla gameplay meets the best of mods. Come for the fun, stay for the adventure!

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Beast Survival

auction house, Beast Survival, Casino, Claims, Dual Horses, Earth, Economy, Exclusive Starter Access, interactive chat, Playtime Rewards, Random Crates, Secure Trading System, Special Tags, Survival, Wearables

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2195
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

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Silly Sands Minecraft 1.20.2

#Arabic language, 1.20.2, arab culture, arabic humor, arabic insults, by allah I swear you will taste my shoe, comedic insults, cultural expressions, Cultural traditions, funny insults, funny sayings, humor, humorous insults, middle eastern humor, Minecraft, Pics, sands, shoe insult, shoe tasting, shoe tasting threat, silly, silly arab insults, silly phrases

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5481
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Towns Built:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ores Mined:	3500
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick!

We’ve got more silly insults than a parrot with a bad attitude, including ones that will make you question your existence.

By joining, you’ll swear by the block gods that you’ll taste victory or taste our enchanted diamond boots!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyCousin’s Lies Minecraft Server

bachelorette party, Communication, cousin, CraftyCousins, cultural norms, Decision making, emotional response, exclusion, family drama, Family Support, indian wedding culture, insensitivity, Lies, Manipulation, manipulative behavior, Minecraft, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, relationships, RSVP, Server, social expectations, Wedding

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2524
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my cousin’s wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions my cousin put me through. Build your dream world and escape the chaos of real life, just like I’m escaping my cousin’s wedding.

With no manipulative messages or last-minute surprises, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time. Plus, we won’t schedule any events the day before your critical board exams – we promise!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you question your relationships, join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExGoldDiggerNoMore

50/50 split, child support, college funding, Divorce, ex wife, ExGoldDiggerNoMore, extended family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial ties, groceries, holidays, house bills, marriage dissolution, parenting, Promises, relationship issues, salary, shared bank account, stress, unequal contribution

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8239
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Crops Grown:	9620
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as twisted as your ex’s secret double life? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing more complicated than our redstone contraptions is the drama between players.

Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.

BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

bloating, BurpBlocker, burping, diet, digestive enzymes, digestive issues, digestive system, discomfort, eating habits, excessive burping, food burps, food triggers, gas, gastrointestinal health, healthy lifestyle, home remedies, indigestion, Minecraft, natural remedies, Prevention, remedies, smp, stomach discomfort

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6627
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Votes:	6962	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Dragons Tamed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Divine Spears Created:	30
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt