Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the harsh realities of adulthood! Instead of worrying about being a line cook and getting ghosted by women, you can focus on building epic structures and battling creepers with your new virtual friends. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can live out your wildest blocky adventures in our server? Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are a girl’s best friend in Minecraft, so you might just have better luck with the ladies here! Say goodbye to the woes of adulthood and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many blocks you can stack. Join now and start crafting your way to a happier, more pixelated life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
Magic Crystals Found: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 3263
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Enchantments Applied: 223
Potions Brewed: 99 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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