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| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 7821 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the players are as hot as lava and the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to escape the horrors of a world where hideous creatures roam free, like those vile whales from the depths of the ocean.
Our server is like a post-WW2 paradise, where the allies have taken all the hot women and left us with only the most disgusting, obese old hags. But fear not, for on our server, you will find only tight young beauties ready to conquer the blocky world with you.
So come on, join us and let’s build a world where beauty reigns supreme and adventures never end!
