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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 6716 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
Falling into the Void: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 58 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Join us if you want to mingle with the ugliest people in the Minecraft universe – we’re talking about characters with “men” in their usernames, skin the color of literal poop, and IQ levels lower than a block of dirt. But hey, who needs brains when you can have a blast on our server?
Forget about building impressive structures or creating innovative redstone contraptions – on our server, we celebrate the art of scamming, train accidents, and a complete lack of toilets. It’s a wild ride from start to finish!
And don’t even get us started on the country our server is based in – it’s a total undeveloped shithole, associated with all things crappy. But hey, that just adds to the charm, right?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a fate worse than being associated with drugs or being a poojeet. It’s a rollercoaster of chaos and madness that you won’t find anywhere else!