UglyCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with basic players? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for those who want to experience the wildest and craziest gameplay out there!

Join us if you want to mingle with the ugliest people in the Minecraft universe – we’re talking about characters with “men” in their usernames, skin the color of literal poop, and IQ levels lower than a block of dirt. But hey, who needs brains when you can have a blast on our server?

Forget about building impressive structures or creating innovative redstone contraptions – on our server, we celebrate the art of scamming, train accidents, and a complete lack of toilets. It’s a wild ride from start to finish!

And don’t even get us started on the country our server is based in – it’s a total undeveloped shithole, associated with all things crappy. But hey, that just adds to the charm, right?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a fate worse than being associated with drugs or being a poojeet. It’s a rollercoaster of chaos and madness that you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Star Shards Collected:	218	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Dragons Tamed:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchantments Applied:	269
Dragon Scales Harvested:	145	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Zombie Dances:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1580

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Towns Built:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mines Excavated:	4125	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Enchantments Applied:	129	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

AlmightyMC

Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Divine Spears Created:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Mapucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	29	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.