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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 1472 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8699 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode. We’ve got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and a never-ending supply of diamond armor. Plus, our community is so hilarious that you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because we’re the only server where you can ride a pig into battle, challenge a zombie to a dance-off, and build a castle made entirely out of cake. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!