Ugly Steve’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

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Have you ever wondered why he was voted one of the unsexiest men in 2011? Well, let me tell you, it’s because he spends all his time playing on our Minecraft server! But don’t let that deter you, because our server is so lit that even the most unsexy of dudes can’t resist joining in on the fun.

Join our server for a chance to build a giant statue of the unsexiest man of 2011 in all his glory. Show off your creativity and make him look even more unsexy than he already is (if that’s even possible).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the unsexiest man of 2011 himself will make a special guest appearance on the server. Get a chance to chat with him and ask him all your burning questions about his unsexiness.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and be a part of the unsexy revolution!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Crops Grown:	5763	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Poke Odyssey

Economy, PvE

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Buildings Constructed:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NiftyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

NiftyMC is a family-friendly Minecraft server for both Java and Bedrock players. Come join us to play on our BRAND NEW SMP or our Oneblock Skyblock mode. We produce consistent updates and listen solely to our community when it comes to updates.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PokeClash Cobblemon

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magic Items Found:	3937
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mines Excavated:	4216
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3864	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8463
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Towns Built:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	447
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Emeralds Found:	5156
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	189	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	6661
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Animals Bred:	34	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.