Ugly Steve’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

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Have you ever wondered why he was voted one of the unsexiest men in 2011? Well, let me tell you, it’s because he spends all his time playing on our Minecraft server! But don’t let that deter you, because our server is so lit that even the most unsexy of dudes can’t resist joining in on the fun.

Join our server for a chance to build a giant statue of the unsexiest man of 2011 in all his glory. Show off your creativity and make him look even more unsexy than he already is (if that’s even possible).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the unsexiest man of 2011 himself will make a special guest appearance on the server. Get a chance to chat with him and ask him all your burning questions about his unsexiness.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and be a part of the unsexy revolution!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	155	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7882
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

NobleRealms

Cross-Play, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We have brand new Towny SMP and Pixelmon servers, join today to take part in the fun!This server includes custom Worlds, Towny, Player Shops, Quests, Player Warps, Custom Plugins, Boss Events, Custom Items, and more!If you want more information regarding NobleRealms just join our discord channel!discord.noblerealms.comCome have fun with us on the server join now! IP: play.noblerealms.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	34	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Star Shards Collected:	119

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

freakplot

Economy, PvE, Survival

Fully crossplay compatible minecraft multiplayer SMP server. Anyone can play no matter the console! Join the discord for more information!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Zombie Dances:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

LeviathanOG

Anarchy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The LeviathanOG community was created on 05.12.2016. The goal our goal is to create an environment as pleasant as possible to play and collect people who want to play on a well configured and placed server to the point.Forum: https://leviathanog.ro/forum/ IP: Play.LeviathanOG.Ro Store: http://magazin.leviathanog.ro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/C9u73cx5EQ

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

VexalMC

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Transcendence Survival Project

Creative, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	522362	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	171
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

GlitchNet

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	179	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Love Letters Sent:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	22

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

NZ Server

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Crops Grown:	4190
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Renderite

Earth, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Renderite Skyblock MMORPG Hello everyone, welcome to the store of Renderite Skyblock. Renderite is a massive server with custom made functions like renting and merchants that includes an enormous map created by the mayor himself. —————————————————————————————- Why Renderite? Renderite was developed by Green and he spent approximately 1 thousand hours creating the map, scripts and updates. It is also funded well by the investors. We have no limits when it comes to player experience. Your idea is important for us. —————————————————————————————-

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	41	Players Killed by Monsters:	6831
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Enchantments Applied:	226
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Project New Tomorrow

Creative, Mini Games

WHO WE ARE: Project: New Tomorrow encompasses the historical and golden age of themed entertainment with the technological advancements of the 21st Century. It is a celebration of and a living tribute to the past, present, and future of the theme park industry. Our server, as part of our growing platform, produces quality digital products and experiences: “By the fans, for the fans.” Project: New Tomorrow is entirely nonprofit and worked on in our spare time.WHAT WE HAVE: When you join, you spawn right in the heart and soul of the Project: New Tomorrow server. Our server hub is the central destination for all of our featured offerings. Here you can enjoy relaxing attractions, shop for cosmetics, preview upcoming additions, and so much more! At the GamePlex, you can compete with your friends in a variety of themed minigames. On our Creative Server, you can create to your heart’s content with unlimited resources and large plots. Project: New Tomorrow has something for everyone.THE LEGACY COLLECTION: This offering is home to a unique celebration of the past that immerses you in a permanent exhibition of some of the most notable attractions ever created. With state-of-the-art audio, visuals, 3D Models, and other specialized techniques, the Legacy Collection allows you to travel back in time to experience legendary rides and attractions once again. Explore the history behind The Legacy Project as you step through projection screens in this educating, entertaining, and inspiring offering.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Billionaire City

Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

OUT NOW IN BETA JOIN OUR DISCORD to be updated and get the free OG Rank! THIS AWAITS YOU IN BILLIONAIRE CITY: – Optimized Economy System made for maximum competitiveness – Houses, Plots and Apartments that you can either rent, buy or lease to other players – A new and well thought-through Job system that will get you going right away We are looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Farms Harvested:	396	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Germania

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

ComfyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Awesome features such as: 1. Version 1.19.2 2. Anti Grief/Land Claiming 3. Keep Inventory / EXP 4. Awesome Voting System and Ranks 5. Jobs and Economy 6. MCMMO 7. Bonus Top Voters Rewards 8. Awesome Crates 9. Lottery 10. Auctions 11. Shops and Player Shops 12. Custom Enchants + more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1679
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SoFurry Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

SoFurry Minecraft is a vanilla minecraft server that strives to bring people close together for some fun, clean minecraft fun. We are a growing network, backed by the popular furry website, SoFurry.com. Everyone is welcome on our server, furry or not, and we have plenty for people to do; whether you want to work jobs to make money and buy things in player or admin shops, or if you want to level up skills to multiply your ores, the possibilities are endless!NOTE: We plan to expand into the modded minecraft scene by the end of the year, but until then, our vanilla server is more than happy to accept you!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Spinalcraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hello there!The Spinalcraft Network is a small Minecraft network that has been in operation since late 2013. We feature currently two servers, Legacy and Ascension! Legacy is our original world, dating back to 2013, featuring many great builds over the life span of Minecraft. Ascension was started in January of 2022 with the Cave’s and Cliff’s update, and still has many new memories to make!We pride ourselves on having a small but friendly community! Many of us have been playing on Spinalcraft for many years, and we welcome all with a similar mindset!We are a mature network, while we like to have fun, we also protect our own. Our server’s are semi-vanilla with minimal changes to the vanilla experience, and we have a host of anti-grief plugins. As such, we are known for being tough on those that grief or ruffle feathers in our community!If your looking for a server than you can feel like your apart of a community, we welcome you to join!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Zombie Dances:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.