| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 6402 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6528 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
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| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 168 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 8 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 17 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 9722 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 40 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 28 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 22 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Server Type | Vanilla |
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| Server IP | soulsteal.me |
A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.
A: No, the server is vanilla.
A: The rules are simple – no griefing, no hacking, and be respectful to other players.
A: Yes, the server is up 24/7 for you to join anytime.
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 1684 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 30 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 2851 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Towns Built: | 8 | Ores Mined: | 7014 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 19 | Magic Items Found: | 1926 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8437 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 4071 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 22 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Dimension Hops: | 0 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 78 |
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 5387 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 23 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 49 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.
Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?
So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 2775 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 19 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Votes: | 2955 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 5401 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Buildings Constructed: | 19 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.
So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 1766 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 240 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 43 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 32 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 6870 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 14 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 123 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 44 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 7399 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 19 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Ores Mined: | 3220 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.
Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 215 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 152 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 | Love Letters Sent: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 6 |
Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 4985 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6591 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 9389 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 24 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
