UFO Lands: Where Pigs Fly, Villagers Party, and Creepers Rehabilitate!

alcohol, Community, CREEPERS, cross-platform, Custom Items, Economy, Fly, Grief Protection, Land claiming, Lands, Lite-RP, marketplace, Minecraft, multiplayer, non-p2w, Party, Pigs, PvE and PvP, Rehabilitate, RPG, Server, Skills, smp, Survival, Towny Earth, UFO, villagers, War

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8817
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

New Minecraft Servers

United Lands Server Overview

Features	Description
Video Trailer	Watch our exciting trailer showcasing war, masterwork gear, and vibrant towns on the server. Watch here: Trailer Link
Explore the World	Delve into our 1:500 Earth-based map! Nations can claim unlimited lands with low upkeep costs, shaping borders as needed. Discounts available for larger groups.
Gameplay	Engage in town building, land claiming, and immersive RP. Collect custom items like rifles and unique food, such as mangoes, rice, croissants, and sushi!
Progression	Forge your path through diverse avenues. Choose from 7 unique jobs with skill trees, unlock Masterwork Armor, and access player upgrades.
Thriving Economy	Experience a player-driven marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items. Utilize currency for upgrades, skills, and upkeep. No forced prices or admin shops!
Non-P2W Environment	All store items are purely cosmetic for fairness and balance. Donations support the server without providing unfair advantages.
Epic Wars & Combat	Immerse yourself in our unique warring system for towns and nations. Join for thrilling battles and fight alongside friends.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the United Lands server?

A: You can join the server by connecting to the IP IP┋red.unitedlands.org.

Q: Is there a Discord server for United Lands?

A: Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.unitedlands.org.

Q: Can I see the map of United Lands?

A: Yes, you can view the server map at https://map.unitedlands.org.

BlockyBedBangersGoneWild

BlockyBedBangersGoneWild, Boundaries, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Disrespect, guest etiquette, Hosting, House Party, house rules, kicking out, kicking out guests, new years, Party, party behavior, party etiquette, party rules, sex in bed, unwanted guests, violence

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8346
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mines Excavated:	2291
Ores Mined:	5939	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Enchantments Applied:	209	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Farms Harvested:	394

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t find naked strangers on your bed during a party? Look no further than our server! We promise no surprise guests getting frisky in your room and definitely no laptop throwing or plant knocking over. Join us for a wild and respectful time where the only thing getting dirty is the dirt in the game! Plus, we have zero tolerance for any players trying to sneak back into the party uninvited – we’ll escort them out faster than you can say “Creeper!” So come join us for a drama-free, fun-filled Minecraft experience like no other!

SyriaCraft: UNrestored Territory

Ceasefire, civil war, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international law, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, peace agreement, Peacekeeping, political stability, restoration, security council, special envoy, Syria, SyriaCraft, territorial integrity, Territory, UN, united nations, UNrestored

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2910
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Votes:	4750
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we restore syria’s territorial integrity one block at a time! with the UN special envoy leading the way, we are on a mission to build the biggest and baddest structures in all of minecraft land.

we have crazy events like “build a peace treaty” where players have to negotiate with each other using only emojis and “battle for the border” where we fight off creepers trying to invade our land.

join us and be part of the most epic quest in minecraft history! who knew saving syria could be so much fun?

dickcraft server Minecraft

admins, beautiful spawn, DickCraft, emotions, free donation dupe, Helpers, Minecraft, Naruto, op, Playing, Rtp, Server, top server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8847
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

top server, looking for admins and helpers, beautiful spawn, free donation dupe, rtp, naruto, op! go to dickcraft and get a lot of emotions from playing it! We are looking forward to it!

darfie.aternos.me

Echo-Isles

advanced quality of life, brand new players, custom generated, Donate, EchoIsles, Engaging, Kit PvP, loot crates, new players, Other, player community, pvp ban, pvp features, Resource World, server address, Server Rules, setting homes, strong community, Support, Teleporting, unique gameplay, Welcoming Community

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9158
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Echo-Isles Server Overview:

Server Name	Echo-Isles
Start Date	10/31/2024
Features	– SMP gameplay– Setting homes– Teleporting– Economy– MCMMO– Quality of life plugins
Pay to Win	No
Donation Benefits	Advanced quality of life features
Community	Welcoming and strong
PvP Features	Custom-generated resource world, loot crates, Kit PvP

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How can I join the Echo-Isles server?

You can join by entering the server address: Echo-Isles.com

2. What features does the Echo-Isles server offer?

The server features SMP gameplay, setting homes, teleporting, an economy, MCMMO, and quality of life plugins.

3. Is the Echo-Isles server pay to win?

No, the server is not pay to win. However, donations for advanced quality of life features are accepted.

4. What is the community like on the Echo-Isles server?

The community is welcoming and strong, always willing to engage with new players.

5. Are there PvP features on the Echo-Isles server?

Yes, the server encourages PvP in the custom-generated resource world with loot crates spawning about every hour. Kit PvP is also available to the public.

Ethereal Skylands 1.21

ceres fauna, Ethereal, Graduated 2025, no fanfare, Skylands, Thread, uuuuuuu

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	606
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	169

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is lit AF! We got crazy builds that will make your brain explode with creativity, like seriously, it’s like Picasso on steroids. And the mobs? Oh man, don’t even get me started! We got creepers doing the cha-cha slide and skeletons breakdancing like it’s the 80s. It’s a total party up in here! Plus, the community is so welcoming, it’s like a warm hug from a fluffy unicorn. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make some epic memories together!

ToddlerTripper Minecraft Server

bystander intervention, bystander responsibility, child behavior, child development, child discipline, child safety, communication skills, community involvement, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, family dynamics, gymnastics competition, intentional tripping, Minecraft, Moral values, older boys, parenting, parenting advice, Parenting styles, Server, social responsibility, toddler safety, ToddlerTripper

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4898
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Votes:	9294
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Emeralds Found:	6970	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks – we build character! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy encounters.

Imagine stumbling upon a group of mischievous players trying to trip up innocent toddlers in the virtual world. But fear not, for our hero (you!) steps in to save the day and teach those troublemakers a lesson. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic?

And just like in real life, sometimes you’ll have to face off against angry moms who don’t appreciate your heroic deeds. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? So come on over and show off your bravery and quick thinking skills in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of wild encounters await you next!

CheesyRollUpClash

Boundaries, boyfriend girlfriend, cheesy roll-up, CheesyRollUpClash, Communication, communication in relationships, food etiquette, food preferences, Honesty, honesty in relationships, honesty vs. lying, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenarios, love, relationship dynamics, relationships, Respect, sharing food, sharing food with partner, taco bell

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3116
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Star Shards Collected:	203
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	29

So picture this: you’re on your way back from Taco Bell, eagerly anticipating your cheesy roll-up. But wait, your girlfriend hits you with the ultimate hypothetical question: “Would you be mad if I ate your cheesy roll-up?” And you, being the cheese-loving warrior that you are, respond with a resounding “Yes.”

Now, this may seem like a simple question, but let me tell you, the drama that ensued was next level. She was all like, “Really, over a cheesy roll-up?” And you were just like, “Um, yeah, it’s MY cheesy roll-up, thank you very much.”

But fear not, my friend, for there is a place where cheesy roll-ups are abundant and drama-free. Join our Minecraft server and indulge in all the cheesy goodness you desire. No hypothetical questions about snack theft, just pure, unadulterated fun. Plus, we have a secret cheesy roll-up crafting recipe that will blow your mind. So come on over and let’s roll-up to victory together!

CartoonCrafters

80s Cartoons, 90s cartoons, American television, animated classics, animated series, animated television, cartoon characters, CartoonCrafters, childhood nostalgia, childhood TV shows, classic cartoons, kids television, retro cartoons, Saturday morning cartoons, Saturday morning cartoons experience, Saturday Morning Entertainment, Saturday Morning Memories, Saturday morning routine, Saturday morning tradition, television programming, vintage cartoons

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4531
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Void Gems Collected:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Remember waking up early on Saturday mornings, grabbing a big bowl of sugary cereal, and plopping down in front of the TV to watch some epic cartoons? Well, imagine that same feeling, but in Minecraft form! Our server is like a virtual Saturday morning cartoon extravaganza, with wacky characters, crazy adventures, and non-stop fun!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, cows wear sunglasses, and creepers break out into dance parties. Build your own cartoon-inspired creations, team up with other players to defeat evil villains, and embark on quests that will have you laughing out loud.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pancake Palace, where you can feast on stacks of delicious pancakes while watching the sunrise. And rumor has it that buried deep within our world is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

So why waste your Saturday mornings watching boring old TV when you could be living out your own cartoon adventures in Minecraft? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

Abyss SMP

abyss, Boundaries, bullying, Community, Discord, exploit, Friendly, Friends, glitch, Griefing, lag reduction, laid back, Mods, nether roof, Play, PvP, quality of life, Respect, rules, Small, smp, stealing, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3049
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3668	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Void Armor Forged:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	379	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26

Server Name	Minecraft SMP Server
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Mods	Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves

Overview

Are you looking for a small, laid-back community where you can make friends and play some Minecraft? Our SMP is almost fully vanilla, with just a few mods to lower lag and enhance quality of life. Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining our Discord!

Rules

No Bullying
Respect Boundaries
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission
No Nether Roof Travel
No Glitch/Exploit Abuse

Q&A

Are there whitelist confirmations? Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings.

How long does it take to get whitelisted? I do all the whitelisting myself, so it can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted.

Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet? Quite a few people have joined the server without filling the entry form. You will not be whitelisted if you don’t do it, so make sure you complete it!

How big is the server? The server has a fairly small community, but I’m trying to get it larger and more active!

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

MysticCraft Land 1.21.1

1.21.1, Buying, consumer culture, consumerism, impulse buy, instant gratification, Land, materialism, must have, MysticCraft, purchasing, retail addiction, retail indulgence, retail therapy, Shopaholic, shopping addiction, shopping obsession, shopping spree, shopping therapy, spending spree, Splurge, treat yourself

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9720
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the blocky world!

We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes and rainbow-colored creepers that explode into confetti!

Explore our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure chests containing rare items like diamond-encrusted pickaxes and enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers!

But beware, because our friendly NPCs might turn into bloodthirsty zombies at any moment and start chasing you around the map!

So come on, join us if you dare and see if you can survive the insanity of our wacky Minecraft server!

PixelPeelerz

bachelor party, bathroom, Bikini, costume, cute idea, disagreement, Drunk, exotic dancer, huge deal, inappropriate, jokey, Monique, Pictures, PixelPeelerz, pizza delivery girl, silly, strip tease, stupid, trenchcoat, Upset, Wives

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	780
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
New Chunks Explored:	456072	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of boring old bachelor parties with the same old strippers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for some wild and wacky fun!

Join us for a virtual bachelor party like no other, where you can dress up as a pizza delivery girl, do a hilarious strip dance, and even have some alone time in the bathroom with your fiancé. Who needs exotic dancers when you can have a jokey version of a striptease with your significant other?

But beware, some of the wives on the server may not approve of your bikini choice or your bathroom antics. But hey, who cares when you’re having a blast on our server, right?

So come on down to our Minecraft server for a bachelor party experience you’ll never forget (or maybe want to forget, depending on how wild things get)!

CraftyFact Checkerz

Ability, Accuracy, accurate headlines, ai, chatgpt, Checkerz, CraftyFact, decreased trust, dubious ones, fact-checks, false, headlines, Human, improved, increased belief, Misinformation, reduce trust, Reliability, study, Tell, True, true headlines

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3020
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magic Items Found:	4202
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. You gotta join cuz, like, ChatGPT fact-checks are, like, so last season. We don’t need no AI telling us what’s true and what’s false, we got our own crazy minds for that. Plus, like, if you join, you’ll get superpowers in the game. I heard this one dude joined and suddenly he could fly in real life. True story, bro. So, like, come join us and let’s have a blast together, cuz this server is where all the cool kids hang out.

CivCraft: A Civilization Server

Anarchy, bedrock, Biomes, civcraft, Civilization, discord server, Google form, ISLAND, java, Leveledmobs, Map, MCMMO, Minecraft, NotBounties, one life, Plugins, Quests, Realistic Seasons, Resources, Roleplay, Server, Whitelisted

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5401
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Magic Items Found:	4841
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Server Name	CivCraft Season 4.0
Inspiration	Civilization Videos
Biomes	Dark Forest, Jungle, Mesa, Taiga
Server Activity	3 hours a day
Map Size	7500 by 7500
Unique Feature	One life per player
Plugins	Realistic Seasons, McMMO, LeveledMobs, NotBounties, Quests
Platforms	Java, Bedrock
Whitelisted	Yes

FAQs

How do I join the server?

The server is whitelisted, so you need to join the Discord server and fill out a Google Form to get whitelisted.

What is the main objective of the server?

The main objective is to work together with other players to build a civilization on one of the unique biomes available on the islands.

Is there a time limit for gameplay?

Yes, the server is active for three hours a day.

What happens if I die in-game?

You only have one life in this server, so if you die, you will have to strategize and act smart in your next playthrough.

Are there any special features on the map?

Yes, the map is custom and hides secrets and places to build your civilization.

Can I play on any platform?

Yes, you can play on Java or Bedrock, whichever works best for you.

What plugins are used on the server?

Plugins such as Realistic Seasons, McMMO, LeveledMobs, NotBounties, and Quests are used to enhance the Vanilla Experience.

Future Vision Server 1.21.2

#youtube, 1.21.2, 2025, arrest Bibi, Canada, Canadian hillbillies, christmas, deportation, Future, immigration, Israel, Jeet Deportation Operation, jewry, logical option, Merry Christmas, net zero, opposition, pickup trucks, politician, Server, Smile, trudeau, Video, vision

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7890
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where the only politician is a total savage who’s all about arresting Bibi if he even steps foot in Canada. And get this, they’re all about reducing immigration to NET FUCKING ZERO and starting a Mass Jeet Deportation Operation in 2025. Plus, they keep a smile on their face despite all the Canadian hillbillies in pickup trucks begging to die for Israel. Oh, and did I mention they’re the only one who says MERRY CHRISTMAS on Christmas? Like, bruh, this server is the only logical option, you gotta join now before it’s too late! 🤣🎄🔥

DinnerCraft: No Food for You

age, aita, anger, Communication, Cooking, Dinner, dinnercraft, feeling, Food, housework, husband, leftovers, Meal, new year’s eve, part-time work, Petty, prime rib, Rude, stroganoff, taco bell, take out, WIBTA

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6097
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Farms Harvested:	645	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dimension Hops:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you hanging like this husband did with the prime rib? Look no further! Our server is like a delicious prime rib stroganoff – always satisfying and never disappointing.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun. Plus, unlike this husband, our server won’t ditch you for Taco Bell at the last minute.

So come on over and experience the ultimate Minecraft experience. Who needs prime rib when you have a server this awesome? Join now and leave those dinner-ditching antics behind!