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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy characters and even crazier stories.

Picture this: a world where pigs ride on top of creepers, diamonds rain from the sky, and every tree is made of cake. Our server is like no other, with events like “TNT Tuesdays” and “Ender Dragon Dance Parties” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But the real reason you should join? Our community is full of lovable weirdos just like you, who will welcome you with open arms and a bucket of lava (don’t worry, it’s a sign of affection). So come on in and join the madness – just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Jonarchy

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Jonarchy is a special Minecraft server that mixes chaos and order. It doesn’t have strict rules, but it doesn’t allow cheating or hacking. This makes it a place where players can be creative, clever, and part of a cool community.

In Jonarchy, you have to play by the rules of the game, using your skills and stuff you find, without any shortcuts or cheats. This makes the game more fun and exciting.

What’s neat about Jonarchy is that there aren’t many rules, so you can make friends, make enemies, and work together with others however you want. It’s all about the players deciding how things go, which makes it super interesting.

So, if you’re up for a challenge and want a fun Minecraft adventure where you can be creative, strategic, and part of a cool community, Jonarchy could be your new favorite server!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

VanescaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Earth, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Towny

• Vanesca Craft is an advanced hub server based on 1.16.5.

Server IP: play.vanescacraft.com Web Site: https://www.vanescacraft.com/

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Dynasty Network

Towny

At Dynasty Network we are a community that seeks to integrate the most recent Minecraft updates and fun modalities with great news. Join and be part of this great brotherhood!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Love Letters Sent:	19
Buildings Constructed:	42	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Moonskys

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Vanilla

Discover Moonskys Discord Server! Looking for a fun and engaging Discord community? Search no more!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Arab Throne

Survival

Java IP: arabthrone.minetro.com Bedrock IP: arabthrone.minetro.com Port: 2611

1.20+

Welcome to Arab Throne, an excellent server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!

The server offers a variety of plugins that enhance the player experience while also staying true to Minecraft’s roots such as keep-inv, player warps, grief prevention, and more!

Show your support for the server by voting to earn free keys which grants perks such as extra homes, cool prefixes, and more!

Grab a seat, get comfy and stay for a while!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Wither Network

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

What is this server ? WitherMC is the coolest USA Lifesteal server. What do we have?

⇨ Hotest Chaotic Lifesteal Box server releasing soon !

(WitherMC is available for both Java and Bedrock Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.withermc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

Join us today even right now and enjoy your adventure with us !

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Balkania Craft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

– BALKANIA CRAFT – THE BIGGEST MINECRAFT TOWNY SERVER IN THE BALKANS

The goal of playing on our Minecraft server at the beginning is to build your own base in the wild and face the danger of mobs and other players and earn enough money to move to one of our towny cities founded and maintained by our mayors, when you move to the city is protected from pvp and raiding errors and you can advance in the city to become co-mayor and help the city to be the biggest and most powerful city on the server!

Towny: Balkania Craft is based on minecraft Role-Play, Towny gaming aspect, build your city and be the strongest force on the server with the help of your teammates! You can read more information on our discord.

Economy: Tax players, sell land, build your own shop, sell things at the auction house or build your own shop in your minecraft towny city and sell your resources that will help you become stronger and stronger in balkania craft!

And not only that, but we have one of the friendliest communities in minecraft! Come and join us 🙂

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Towns Built:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

WarpMC

Cross-Play, Skyblock, Survival

Wait! let us introduce the grand opening of the WarpMC Network. With the amount of dope features, a truly Un-Duppable Crate Key system, and a Staff Team ready 24/7 to assist you in all your adventures, you are guaranteed to find exactly what you want. And if you don’t? Just ask us! We are constantly updated and adding new features :

Java / Bedrock Support Competitive Skyblock Seasons Dungeons and Bosses Online 100% of the time Latest Versions always Supported [ 1.7.X – 1.20.X ]

Free Ranks with our new, never seen before Voting System! Build a Nation or join a Kingdom to expand your Rule Become the most advance SlimeFun Engineer Manage a fleet of Minions to do the work for you Join an Active, Friendly and overall exciting Community! AI based Features Properity Store Item System

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Wzrd Network

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

WzRD Network is a cut above the rest! Tired of looking for that Survival server that cares about its players? I know I was, which is why I started Wzrd Network! We’ve put a lot of work into everything we stand for. You can join our discord with https://discord.gg/tbyR3PCgFQ

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Syntax Network

Creative, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

A brand new minecraft network currently hosting various vanilla servers with an aim to expand to modded, pixelmon and RPG in the near future.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Mine Danielovci

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

This Minecraft server is currently in the BETA but at the release we planned to have: SMP, Bedwars (Solos, Duos, Trios, …), Dropper, SkyWars and some more minigames. If you find an bug, find a cheater or just want somthing new, Join our Discord server: Go to -> Open a ticket, then click on create ticket, go to the created ticked and write what you wan’t there (Don’t spam these tickets if not needed) Info: Only Admins and you can see the ticket.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Potions Brewed:	103
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Friends SMP

Survival, Vanilla

The server’s PORT has been changed to 25565 – we no longer require :12500. Connect with the regular ip!

Come have some fun on survival smp – no strict rules just use common sense

Do not hack under any circumstances, it just makes the game very boring for everyone else. No advertising either, thanks!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

ComplexMC

Survival

ComplexMC is a Minecraft server that offers a rich and dynamic gaming experience for players of all levels. It serves as a virtual playground where creativity, innovation, and community thrive. At the heart of ComplexMC is a commitment to providing a unique and immersive environment that goes beyond the standard Minecraft gameplay.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

WorldOfShards

Skyblock

The home of Skyblock! Survival at its best! Create your own Skyblock and play with others! ———————————————— Skyblock Java, IP: play.worldofshards.eu ———————————————— – [1.20.1] Version – The original Skyblock experience. – Custom items. – New School Server with awesome comunity!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	66	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CatchyMC

Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Start on a thrilling minecraft experience with us! Both owners of CatchyMC are fully dedicated to making this server work and want to see this community thrive, to get the best opportunity of this we take all feedback, criticism and suggestions seriously Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary gaming journey? Look no further! Introducing CatchyMC, the premier Minecraft server network that will redefine your gaming experience.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	123815	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!