Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the blocks are twisted into our hearts and the adventures are even more twisted! Join us if you dare to enter a world where the creepers dance the cha-cha, the zombies have a book club, and the villagers are all secretly plotting to take over the server!

But fear not, brave adventurer, for you too can join in on the madness and become a part of our wacky community. Build your own twisted creations, embark on quests to find the rarest items (like diamond-encrusted pork chops), and maybe even uncover the secret of why the chickens keep trying to overthrow the cows as the ruling class.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this twisted journey into the heart of Minecraft madness. Who knows what kind of hilarity and chaos awaits you in our twisted world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
Gods Slained: 0 Farms Harvested: 485
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8 Backwards Speech Heard: 1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP

    Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a Italy-Israel football match, and that’s saying something!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “GOOOAAALLL!” You’ll never know who to trust, just like the referees in that game.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Ronaldo who spits at anyone who gets too close. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the most chaotic, thrilling, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – just like in a Italy-Israel football match!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP

    GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP
    Remember that time you accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought lava would make a cool fireplace? Yeah, that was the moment you knew you were no longer a child. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace your inner child and encourage you to make even more questionable decisions.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and take your Minecraft skills to the next level, come join us and see just how far you can push the boundaries of sanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Gods Slained: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 20 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • TalentlessButCool

    TalentlessButCool
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

    Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Animals Bred: 133 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks

    Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks
    So like, yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got da most lit adventures eva! Like, imagine walkin’ in da game, right? But instead of just walkin’ straight, u gotta take mad stops along da way to burn dem calories! It’s like a workout in da game, fam!

    So like, u start walkin’ and den u gotta stop and do some crazy challenges to keep goin’. Like, maybe u gotta fight off a horde of zombie pigs or build a tower of llamas to reach da next level. It’s like a boot camp in da Minecraft world, but way more fun!

    And get dis, u gotta use more energy to start walkin’ again after each stop, so u burn even more calories! It’s like a never-ending cycle of exercise and adventure, all in one epic server. So come join us and get ready to sweat in da most epic way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 41 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • TerraCrafts Survival

    TerraCrafts Survival

    Welcome to TerraCrafts! Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com Game: Minecraft Java Dive into a world of adventure, exploration, and survival in TerraCrafts, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Whether you’re a builder, an adventurer, or a fighter, our server has something for everyone. Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 15 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Crops Grown: 6606
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Tophat

    Tophat

    Welcome to Tophat Minecraft Server!

    Join our vibrant community and experience thrilling gameplay in a unique BoxPvP environment! Whether you’re a veteran combatant or just starting your adventure, Tophat offers a dynamic arena where strategy and skill come together for epic battles.

    Features: – BoxPvP Arena: Engage in fast-paced, action-packed matches where only the best emerge victorious.

    – Tournaments: Participate in exciting tournaments with fantastic prizes and prove your worth against the best players.

    – Community Events: Join in on our fun community events for a chance to win exclusive rewards and meet fellow players.

    – Cross-Version Support: Play seamlessly across versions 1.8x-1.21x (with 1.20.1 as the main version).

    Connect now at tophat.mysrv.us and become part of the Tophat members! Join our Discord server for the latest updates, announcements, and others

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Runes Activated: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 32 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Glorious Feasts Held: 16
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 43
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Tribe Thread Minecraft Server

    Tribe Thread Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique feature called “cock tribute requests and saves”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is home to the most epic and majestic cock statues you will ever see in Minecraft. Players can request their very own cock tribute to be built in their honor, or save their favorite cock creations for future generations to admire.

    2. We have a secret underground cock fighting arena where players can battle it out with their feathered friends in intense PvP matches. The winner gets to claim the title of Cock Champion and earn exclusive rewards.

    3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a giant cock who roams the land, terrorizing players who dare to challenge its might. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary creature and claim its treasure?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Void Gems Collected: 25
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Animals Bred: 136
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

    makes you mad < Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 48 Players Killed by Monsters: 1420
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Villages Defended: 17 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • KickOutCraft

    KickOutCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world!

    Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories, just like the time when a player’s sister-in-law kicked them out of their house in the game for no reason at all! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

    Build your own virtual house, take care of virtual kids, and deal with virtual gasslighting from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and intense? But hey, that’s what makes our server so unique and entertaining!

    So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected twists, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world stays in our Minecraft world. 😉

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 45 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 7

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP

    RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the power of the almighty Potato Cannon, a creation so revolutionary that it has single-handedly changed the course of history in our server.

    Picture this: a group of players armed with nothing but potatoes and a dream, coming together to build the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. The Potato Cannon has the ability to launch potatoes at lightning speed, causing chaos and destruction wherever it goes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens. Together, they fight off hordes of evil mobs and protect our precious potato crops at all costs.

    So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the power of the Potato Cannon and ride into battle on a giant chicken? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • PixelPeenPraise

    PixelPeenPraise
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

    Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

    So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Buildings Constructed: 23
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!

    PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!
    yo yo yo, listen up fam! u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s so freakin’ epic, like seriously bro.

    imagine this, right, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a freakin’ talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you quests to go on epic adventures. like, one time he asked me to find the legendary diamond sword of doom and i had to battle a horde of evil chickens to get it.

    and get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can team up with other players to take on the evil Ender Dragon. but watch out, cuz there’s a rumor that the dragon is actually controlled by a group of evil llamas who want to take over the server.

    oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden disco party room where you can dance the night away with your friends? it’s like the coolest thing ever, trust me.

    so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where anything is possible and the fun never stops. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 118

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Westera SMP

    Westera SMP

    Saddle up and dive into Westera, a Western-themed SMP server that blends classic survival gameplay with immersive mechanics tailored just for you.

    Our True West Survival mode keeps things authentic, offering a fully unaltered Minecraft experience – even the chat stays true to vanilla roots. But this isn’t just your average survival world; it’s a competitive wilderness where seasoned pioneers are eager to share their knowledge and get you on your way to mastering the frontier.

    Grab your hat, round up your friends, and join the adventure—there’s a whole frontier waiting to be claimed!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • WildGrief » Griefing, Anarchy, Best anti-cheat server for Minecraft

    WildGrief » Griefing, Anarchy, Best anti-cheat server for Minecraft

    WILDGRIEF ✔ ___________________________________________ IP: mc.WildGrief.me Donate: https://WildGrief.me/ Available versions: [1.16.X – 1.20.X] Recommended version: [1.16.5] The world is at your feet ➩ Survival ➩ Griefersky ➩ Sky PVP ➥ Private and unique plugins ➥ Smartphone with different games ➥ Fun and friendly players ➥ No lags on weak PCs ➥ Many modes ➥ Free donation ➥ Large online ➥ No lags ➥ Best Anti-Cheat ✔ MineCraft reference server. ___________________________________________

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Get ready to craft ‘n’ laugh on the TerraFirmaCraft Server! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers! v1.20.1

    Get ready to craft ‘n’ laugh on the TerraFirmaCraft Server! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers! v1.20.1

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name TerraFirmaGreg
    Modpack TerraFirmaGreg Modpack
    Claimed Chunks 50 per player
    Force Loaded Chunks 3 per player
    Discord https://ds.leafxp.net

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. What is the modpack for this server?

    The modpack for this server is TerraFirmaGreg, which combines TerraFirmaCraft and GregTech to create a realistic and challenging gameplay experience in Minecraft.

    2. How many claimed chunks do players get?

    Each player is allotted 50 claimed chunks on the server to prevent griefing.

    3. Is the server up 24/7?

    Yes, the server is up 24/7 and has backups with a script in case of a crash to ensure minimal downtime.

    4. Are there any specific playstyles encouraged on the server?

    All playstyles are welcome on the server, from builders to traders to adventurers. The community is open to diverse gameplay styles.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 19 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Animals Bred: 93 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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